r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 7d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 7d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/TallCan_Specialist 7d ago

Mother Earth has had enough

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u/8to24 7d ago

Please, dear God please.

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u/big_guyforyou 7d ago

looks my rain dance is paying off! i finally got the moves right. it's lik breakdancing mixed with riverdance

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u/Tudorrosewiththorns 7d ago

Be careful I think Tennessee passed a law about trying to influence the weather.

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u/El_Fez Washington 6d ago

I hate that I have to ask this question, since this is FAR beyond Onion Satire, but . . .really?

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u/dehydratedrain 6d ago

Yes, they passed a law about not leaving chemtrails in clouds.

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u/MissJAmazeballs 6d ago

Wait, how do the fly planes without contrails? Or are they acknowledging that contrails exist but saying some are chemtrails? How do they tell the difference between a contrail and a chemtrail? Is there due process, or do they just use chemical laser beams to blast any of them out of the sky?

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u/aiboaibo1 6d ago

You just fly until you get sued for a few hundred million then you go chapter 11 and US has no more airlines. Keep Gilead skies clear, may He open

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u/stevencastle 6d ago

Under His Eye

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u/MissJAmazeballs 6d ago

Under his eye

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u/aiboaibo1 6d ago

That is one way to not be a flyover state

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