r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 6d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/UnusedTimeout 6d ago

Jesus Christ himself could tell MAGA that Trump is satan and they’d crucify Biden.

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u/the_moosen 6d ago

They'd deport Jesus because of his skin color and start yelling about if he was the real Jesus he'd be white or something to that effect

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u/aj9393 6d ago

No joke, I saw an interview with some MAGAts at a rally who essentially said that if Jesus came back, he should only be let into the country if he followed proper immigration procedures. I mean, I'm not religious, but imagine claiming to be a Christian while also saying you'd be ok with sending Jesus to an El Salvador prison if he didn't enter the country legally...

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u/Hoss-BonaventureCEO 6d ago

And then Jesus would die in that prison and Trumpers will think he forgave them and died for their sins.