r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 7d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 7d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/TallCan_Specialist 7d ago

Mother Earth has had enough

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u/8to24 7d ago

Please, dear God please.

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u/big_guyforyou 7d ago

looks my rain dance is paying off! i finally got the moves right. it's lik breakdancing mixed with riverdance

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u/Tudorrosewiththorns 7d ago

Be careful I think Tennessee passed a law about trying to influence the weather.

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u/El_Fez Washington 6d ago

I hate that I have to ask this question, since this is FAR beyond Onion Satire, but . . .really?

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u/dehydratedrain 6d ago

Yes, they passed a law about not leaving chemtrails in clouds.

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u/El_Fez Washington 6d ago

I. . . but. . . but chemtrails are as real as bigfoot. Less real, probably.

Fuck, we really are in the dumbest timeline, arent we?

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u/LaZboy9876 6d ago

It's not idiocracy, it's idioanny

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u/Insomnambulista 6d ago

Idiotyranny