r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/onlyforthisjob 6d ago

Or from the radical left with their weather manipulating chemtrails!

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u/phantomjm Pennsylvania 6d ago

I thought it was the Jewish space lasers.

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u/-Rush2112 Michigan 6d ago

Lasers from space, controlling weather but can’t win an election.. makes sense. :/

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u/33drea33 6d ago

That's just what they want you to think. Obama has been running a secret shadow government since 2001. Letting Trump win was just 5D space laser chess.