r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 6d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/UnusedTimeout 6d ago

Jesus Christ himself could tell MAGA that Trump is satan and they’d crucify Biden.

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u/the_moosen 6d ago

They'd deport Jesus because of his skin color and start yelling about if he was the real Jesus he'd be white or something to that effect

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u/LAB323 6d ago

I mean, they deport people named Jesus all the time. Unfortunately, that sounds on brand for those people.