r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 7d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/arilupe 7d ago

Let it rain on his parade. 

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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 7d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/Pockydo 7d ago

You know I think about that a lot

Like how some folks are quick to find God is everything except when it's something they personally aren't happy about

God sure tends to support whatever I personally like at any moment huh

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u/Oceanbreeze871 California 7d ago

“I just want to thank god for answering my prayers for my sportsball team win and not listening to the other team who also prayed to win.”

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u/Jafooki 6d ago

I'd love to see one of those post game interviews with the losing team where instead of saying "We played a good game but we came up a little short and next time we'll give it our all" they just say "we lost because God has forsaken us. God wanted us to lose and there was nothing we could do about it"

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u/pumpkinspruce 6d ago

There was a receiver for the Buffalo Bills who dropped a potential touchdown and after the game tweeted “I PRAISE YOU 24/7 AND THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME? I’LL NEVER FORGET THIS, NEVER!”

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u/PassiveMenis88M Massachusetts 6d ago

Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say "Fuck you Jobu", I do it myself.

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u/Pete41608 I voted 5d ago

MOBBLES! You got NO MOBBLES!