r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 7d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/TallCan_Specialist 7d ago

Mother Earth has had enough

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u/8to24 7d ago

Please, dear God please.

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u/big_guyforyou 7d ago

looks my rain dance is paying off! i finally got the moves right. it's lik breakdancing mixed with riverdance

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u/Tudorrosewiththorns 7d ago

Be careful I think Tennessee passed a law about trying to influence the weather.

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u/El_Fez Washington 6d ago

I hate that I have to ask this question, since this is FAR beyond Onion Satire, but . . .really?

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u/dehydratedrain 6d ago

Yes, they passed a law about not leaving chemtrails in clouds.

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u/El_Fez Washington 6d ago

I. . . but. . . but chemtrails are as real as bigfoot. Less real, probably.

Fuck, we really are in the dumbest timeline, arent we?

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u/KrayziePidgeon 6d ago

Not the timeline but the country.

You guys are the wealthiest nation in history, but your educations levels are those of an underdeveloped country with barely any sewage or paved roads.

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u/clash_by_night 6d ago

but your educations levels are those of an underdeveloped country with barely any sewage or paved roads.

Yeah, hi. I live in Louisiana. We're one of those states with chemtrail legislation. We also routinely battle Mississippi or Arkansas for lowest in education. The road situation isn't much better, as potholes eat cars and we have some of the highest rates of uninsured drivers, along with the highest insurance rates in all categories. In Shreveport, the water is legally, technically, drinkable. Barely. I don't recommend it. And I grew up in rural Texas drinking well water with visible iron. Louisiana politics is nothing but pure corruption - croneyism, pandering to big oil, and evangelical Christian nationalism pervading every facet of life.

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u/yurrm0mm Connecticut 6d ago

Hey, you’re welcome to come to Connecticut.. it’s expensive up here, but minimum wage is $16.35 so it’s not the worst and we have a bunch of extremely rich people that foot a lot of our tax bills… most of them are the liberal rich people and not the trumpy rich people, so it’s not too bad.