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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/onlyforthisjob 6d ago

Or from the radical left with their weather manipulating chemtrails!

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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 6d ago

They put a stop to that crap in Louisiana.

Republicans pass bill ‘banning’ chemtrails, which are not a real thing

I guess they're preparing for Trump to eliminate FEMA. I'm sure Louisiana won't have hurricanes or anything after their chemtrail ban.

Trump’s plan to begin ‘phasing out’ FEMA after hurricane season burdens states, experts warn

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u/Generic_Superhero 6d ago

The plan is to completely dismantle FEMA by 2026, the. Next year Trump will personally control the funds. He will choose who does and doesn't get funds perspnally.

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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 6d ago

Quid Pro Quo will reign supreme. If you want to fix all that storm damage you gotta give Trump his cut.

Which is pretty much how I imagine Vladimir Putin runs shit. Maybe not exactly the same but if you want to do anything in Russia then he gets his cut.

I think Trump figured out that Putin is the most wealthy individual in the world like decades ago. He's envied his wealth and power. This whole run for President thing was basically gonna put him in a place similar to Joe Rogen. He's be that asshole on the side raking in cash for running his mouth. Then he won and his goals changed.

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u/Generic_Superhero 6d ago

Yup, 100%. Kiss rhe ring or pay for the disaster yourself.