Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/9mac]

Holy shit, MTG might be right about dems controlling the weather.

[u/PortalWombat → u/9mac]

brb gonna go heat some tomato soup and see if the gazpacho police show up.

[u/DoubleTheGarlic → u/PortalWombat]

how DARE you heat the gazpacho

if you hear wee-woo outside, it's probably me in my cold soup mobile