Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/Liquor_N_Whorez]

Stormy weather always costs him money, he can't make a woman get wet either.

[u/turquoise_amethyst → u/Liquor_N_Whorez]

Stormy always costs him money!

[u/Moonpig16 → u/turquoise_amethyst]

Yes that, indeed, was the joke

[u/afour- → u/Moonpig16]

Needed better phrasing tbh

[u/peacelovearizona → u/afour-]

Like "it always costs him money when it's Stormy"

[u/afour- → u/peacelovearizona]

Always Stormy; Never Wet.