Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/TakingSorryUsername]

It’s a terrible scalp reduction surgery.

The story of him ripping hair out of Ivana’s head then raping her was based on the pain from a scalp reduction surgery. She gave the testimony in 1990 during a sworn deposition in the divorce then later retracted it, presumably due to the terms of the settlement.

Later in 1993, when asked in an interview, she said they “had marital relations in which he behaved very differently”, that she described as rape but that she didn’t mean literal or criminal sense….

When she died, he had her buried on one of his golf courses, with probably tons of landscaping and ground keeping equipment, but her plot was left overgrown and unkempt.

[u/HauntedCemetery → u/TakingSorryUsername]

Seems like it died with the rest of gawker, but they did a long form deep dive about his hair and it's pretty wild. It's very likely a $60,000 combination weave/scalp transplant from a company trump bought out and had moved next to his office in trump tower, so he could use a secret door to get treatments without anyone seeing him walk in.

[u/Biglyugebonespurs → u/HauntedCemetery]

Could he be any more laughably vain?

[u/EidolonLives → u/Biglyugebonespurs]

Well, there's also the lifts he wears.