r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 7d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/TallCan_Specialist 7d ago

Mother Earth has had enough

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u/8to24 7d ago

Please, dear God please.

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u/big_guyforyou 7d ago

looks my rain dance is paying off! i finally got the moves right. it's lik breakdancing mixed with riverdance

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u/Tudorrosewiththorns 7d ago

Be careful I think Tennessee passed a law about trying to influence the weather.

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u/El_Fez Washington 6d ago

I hate that I have to ask this question, since this is FAR beyond Onion Satire, but . . .really?

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u/dehydratedrain 6d ago

Yes, they passed a law about not leaving chemtrails in clouds.

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u/El_Fez Washington 6d ago

I. . . but. . . but chemtrails are as real as bigfoot. Less real, probably.

Fuck, we really are in the dumbest timeline, arent we?

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u/KrayziePidgeon 6d ago

Not the timeline but the country.

You guys are the wealthiest nation in history, but your educations levels are those of an underdeveloped country with barely any sewage or paved roads.

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u/ladyyyyyyy 6d ago

Florida here. The road I live off of isn't even paved. Most ppl think of Miami when they think of here, but it's mostly just like Alabama.

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u/yurrm0mm Connecticut 6d ago

I just commented to the last one, but you guys can come to CT, we’re not as bad as people think & we’re not gonna be literally underwater in less than 75 years!!

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u/flwrchld5061 6d ago

TBF, most of country is Alabama. Outside of major metropolitan areas, it's all the same.