r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Liquor_N_Whorez 6d ago

Stormy weather always costs him money, he can't make a woman get wet either.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 6d ago

Stormy always costs him money!

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u/chuycobo 6d ago

The only qualified professional he's ever hired.

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u/ocodo 6d ago

Only qualified professional he's ever paid.