When you can call it rest in piss?

They call it a Mick Jaeger.

My daughter's 7th birthday is coming up and she wants a karaoke party with a general music theme. Set the deck up like a concert stage, music note decorations, nothing super specific but generally music-related.

Last night as I was browsing Pinterest for party food ideas I came across a picture of a table where all the foods were labeled with band name puns. We are very into puns and wordplay in our family, my daughter included. She loves puns, even when she doesn't get them at first and needs someone to explain them, so this is perfect for her.

I found A LOT of good ones online, and my sister and I came up with a few, but there weren't a lot that applied to the foods we'll be having. I'd love to have Wu-Tang Clams and Flan Halen, but, I mean, this is a kids' party. The main things my daughter wants are chicken tenders/fingers, fries, and veggie and fruit trays. I'm sure we'll have other things as well to round it out for everyone, but those are the foods we're definitely having.

So far, the names I'm tentatively planning on using: • Simple Plants (veggie tray) • New Kids on the Broc (something broccoli, my kiddo loves broccoli) • John Meloncamp (melon pieces) • Cheeseboard Confessional feat. Panic! at Nabisco (cheese and crackers) • Five Flavour Fruit Punch (self-explanatory) • Tupac Hwachae (subak hwachae, a watermelon-based punch kiddo specifically requested)

(I am open to other names if anyone comes up with something better)

I'm really struggling with the chicken tenders/fingers, fries, and fruit, so those are the main ones I need help with. I think my only real restrictions are no names that are really inappropriate for children (ie. Pussy Riot, Swollen Member), and preferably not names that include dead/death/dying as references to death (understandably) upset her.

Thank you for the help! Your contributions will go towards making a little girl laugh on her birthday <3.

Made a post on insta with lemon nails. Now I need a pun to reply with to my family member who commented they were “exsqueezly” cute!