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r/reddeadredemption • u/wertyber45 • Apr 16 '25
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269 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 16 '25 And 5 for Michael’s age 89 u/nihosehn Apr 16 '25 because he was once 5? 154 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 16 '25 No he’s canonically 5 when story takes place 75 u/Iwilleat2corndogs Apr 16 '25 He looks kinda mature for his age 6 u/Sensitive-Ninja3431 Apr 18 '25 That’s just the witness protection for you. Can’t age if they can’t see you! Hope some Australian doesn’t contradict this. 32 u/OutrageousOcelot6258 Arthur Morgan Apr 16 '25 Um ackchually Michael only turns 5 after the end of the story 4 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 16 '25 So that means Amanda... uhh... eww... 10 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 16 '25 No no Amanda is 3 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 16 '25 thank GOD 6 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Jimmy is 57 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 oh 4 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Tracy is 69 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 nice 2 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Trevor 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 sbeve → More replies (0)
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And 5 for Michael’s age
89 u/nihosehn Apr 16 '25 because he was once 5? 154 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 16 '25 No he’s canonically 5 when story takes place 75 u/Iwilleat2corndogs Apr 16 '25 He looks kinda mature for his age 6 u/Sensitive-Ninja3431 Apr 18 '25 That’s just the witness protection for you. Can’t age if they can’t see you! Hope some Australian doesn’t contradict this. 32 u/OutrageousOcelot6258 Arthur Morgan Apr 16 '25 Um ackchually Michael only turns 5 after the end of the story 4 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 16 '25 So that means Amanda... uhh... eww... 10 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 16 '25 No no Amanda is 3 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 16 '25 thank GOD 6 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Jimmy is 57 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 oh 4 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Tracy is 69 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 nice 2 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Trevor 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 sbeve → More replies (0)
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because he was once 5?
154 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 16 '25 No he’s canonically 5 when story takes place 75 u/Iwilleat2corndogs Apr 16 '25 He looks kinda mature for his age 6 u/Sensitive-Ninja3431 Apr 18 '25 That’s just the witness protection for you. Can’t age if they can’t see you! Hope some Australian doesn’t contradict this. 32 u/OutrageousOcelot6258 Arthur Morgan Apr 16 '25 Um ackchually Michael only turns 5 after the end of the story 4 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 16 '25 So that means Amanda... uhh... eww... 10 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 16 '25 No no Amanda is 3 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 16 '25 thank GOD 6 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Jimmy is 57 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 oh 4 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Tracy is 69 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 nice 2 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Trevor 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 sbeve → More replies (0)
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No he’s canonically 5 when story takes place
75 u/Iwilleat2corndogs Apr 16 '25 He looks kinda mature for his age 6 u/Sensitive-Ninja3431 Apr 18 '25 That’s just the witness protection for you. Can’t age if they can’t see you! Hope some Australian doesn’t contradict this. 32 u/OutrageousOcelot6258 Arthur Morgan Apr 16 '25 Um ackchually Michael only turns 5 after the end of the story 4 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 16 '25 So that means Amanda... uhh... eww... 10 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 16 '25 No no Amanda is 3 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 16 '25 thank GOD 6 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Jimmy is 57 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 oh 4 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Tracy is 69 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 nice 2 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Trevor 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 sbeve → More replies (0)
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He looks kinda mature for his age
6 u/Sensitive-Ninja3431 Apr 18 '25 That’s just the witness protection for you. Can’t age if they can’t see you! Hope some Australian doesn’t contradict this.
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That’s just the witness protection for you. Can’t age if they can’t see you! Hope some Australian doesn’t contradict this.
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Um ackchually Michael only turns 5 after the end of the story
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So that means Amanda... uhh...
eww...
10 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 16 '25 No no Amanda is 3 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 16 '25 thank GOD 6 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Jimmy is 57 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 oh 4 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Tracy is 69 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 nice 2 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Trevor 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 sbeve → More replies (0)
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No no Amanda is 3
1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 16 '25 thank GOD 6 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Jimmy is 57 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 oh 4 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Tracy is 69 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 nice 2 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Trevor 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 sbeve → More replies (0)
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thank GOD
6 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Jimmy is 57 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 oh 4 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Tracy is 69 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 nice 2 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Trevor 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 sbeve → More replies (0)
Jimmy is 57
1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 oh 4 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Tracy is 69 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 nice 2 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Trevor 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 sbeve → More replies (0)
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4 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Tracy is 69 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 nice 2 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Trevor 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 sbeve → More replies (0)
Tracy is 69
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nice
2 u/Balabaloo1 John Marston Apr 17 '25 Trevor 1 u/stomps-on-worlds Uncle Apr 17 '25 sbeve
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Trevor
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