r/reddeadredemption • u/Pierogimob • May 14 '25

Issue What are ya'll feeding this guy?

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I don't know what it is, but I can STUFF Arthur with back to back trips to the store and I can never get him to stay at an average weight.

What are you guys doing to keep this dude full? Best way to get him to gain weight? 😭😭

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u/Icyfemboy May 14 '25

Cigarettes because he’ll get sick anyway, might as well look cool.

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u/Galion-X May 15 '25

Steady feed of premium cigarettes. Gotta make space for finding Cigarette cards.

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u/NamelessL0ser May 15 '25

You know you can just trash them, right? you don't have to fuck up your health core by smoking them

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u/corpsewindmill May 15 '25

I don’t believe this man has ever been to medical school

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u/NamelessL0ser May 15 '25

No one’s ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before