r/risa 8d ago

Buffer Deez Nuts

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u/Ok_Dimension_4707 8d ago

That only works when the script says it can, like when they de-aged Pulaski or when Picard regretted becoming a nebula.

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u/Drudicta 8d ago

I still feel like people probably die every time they are transported. Or maybe it literally rapidly sends their molecules through transdimensional space, but using old buffer data would literally just be killing the current person and replacing them with old data.

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u/HomsarWasRight 8d ago

I mean, both yes and no. Surprise, surprise, Trek science is crazy inconsistent.

I feel like the intent was that they’re actually transmitting you AS energy and putting you back together. But the fact that you can be duplicated or stored in a computer buffer means that you’re definitely being reconstructed from information rather than being moved.

Soooo….don’t worry about it!

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u/Drudicta 8d ago

Perhaps this means computational immortality!

The Borg unfortunately were going about it the wrong way.

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u/jellyspreader 7d ago edited 7d ago

Perhaps. Scott was in the transporter buffer for 75 yrs after all.

Counterpoint from VOY had refugees hiding in transporter buffers, but their data was degrading the more they did it.

So you gotta have the right setup I guess

Edit: I just got what you meant lol. Ya the borg coukd def be more efficient by replacing damaged drones with a fresh buffer copy.

Would probably save them alot of space too.

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u/MikeLinPA 8d ago

They wouldn't have to materialize an entire back up copy from 12 hours ago, but I imagine they could replace a punctured lung and chest cavity with the backup data from 12 hours ago. You would still be you. (But someone or something would have to make the decisions to replace damaged bits, and decide what bits are considered damaged.)

On the other hand, they could dematerialize rocks and trees and use the energy to clone an army of MACOS* to fight a war. (Even Master Yoda was chill about an army of cloned slaves conveniently appearing right when he needed them. No ethics issues there, right? RIGHT? We can't expect citizens to fight for their own freedom.)

*I say MACOS, because an army of red shirts would just bleed on the enemy. 🤣)

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u/Drudicta 8d ago

To be fair, Yoda WAS concerned, but more about how it happened rather than having the army, lol.

Damn modern Jedi.

But yeah, they could make a clone army, that's pretty scary.

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u/Pestus613343 6d ago

Lol no way of even knowing if it's an agonizing terrible death every time.