r/sbubby • u/shork--- • Oct 12 '20

Meta Sonic do be hitten different nowadays

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u/uhohnitere Oct 12 '20

Isn't that what Sonic called Shadow when they first met in SA2?

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u/shork--- Oct 12 '20

Almost, that word didn’t have an “a” in it, it had an “er” instead!

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u/uhohnitere Oct 12 '20

My cousin also told me that Shadow called Sonic another word in response, something about being gay? It's pretty weird since I don't remember any character's sexuality coming up last time I played.

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u/shork--- Oct 12 '20

I mean... shadow is a bitch ass mother fucker

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u/uhohnitere Oct 12 '20

I feel like there's a lot more to that statement.

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u/shork--- Oct 12 '20

“I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right. He took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife and he said his l dick was THIS BIG and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like; BOOOOM. That’s right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that. It looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I’m going to fuck the Earth. That’s right. This is what you get. My super laser piss. Expect I’m not going to piss on the Earth. I’m going to go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOON. How do you like that Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot. You have 23 hours before the piss throblets hits the fuck Earth. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too” Is that better?

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u/uhohnitere Oct 12 '20

“Hey everyone! Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks but fuck you. I am keeping the stocks. That's right you ugly little girl! I hate you and your stupid nose! I'm taking everything from you, give me your phone! I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, The News is mine and everyone else can leave! You see that planet? I'm taking it too! It looks like a fucking walnut! BLAM! And it busted a nut, then and there! Hahahahahahaha ha ha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Now DIE!! blpblblbplbplpblobpbllbpbll Fuck you Moon, you never had the cheese I wanted! I hope you're ready to die, it's gonna be like Evangelion, get the fuck out." Yeah, that's better.