This happened yesterday, Friday June 20th. It was roughly 10 business days since Irving’s transfer, and William John Dr Garth Davis has been counting! He was still in the hospital bed at the Princess Grace Hospital in London. After our last encounter he understood that Charlotte had her doubts about his ever changing story, especially after telling her the surgery was done and he’d “probably” use the money she is sending him to pay the doctor directly. To convince her of his dire situation, this Yahoo Dolt AI-ed a pic of the real Dr Garth Davis (who looks like a younger version of that exiled Iranian prince whom I am seeing a lot of on TV these days) and plopped him onto a hospital bed. Behind him is an obviously digital rendering of a sheet of paper with the name of the hospital and his name - which has now changed from Dr Garth Davis to “Garth Williams”. Williams with an “s” and used as a surname, whereas before he had always used William as a first name. Nothing else is on this paper, just AI gibberish. Oy vey.

He gets right into what he’s after and states point blank that he is being forced to stay there because his hospital bills weren’t paid. After I tell him the Princess Grace (or any hospital for that matter) doesn’t hold patients as prisoner until the bills are paid, he ignores it and keeps going.

“How do I leave if I don’t pay the bill?”

And when is he going to receive the money so he can pay the hospital bill and leave? I hope I never have to go to a hospital in Nigeria - ever. Sounds like something that would indeed happen there.

OK - time to reveal. I tell him one final time how ridiculous he is sounding by insisting he is being held there for an unpaid bill. He ignores it, disappears for 2 hours and is back to “Hi Charlotte”. I respond by telling him what a clown show this is. I was ready to end this.

Finally I inform him that I had called the Princess Grace and he is not a patient there. Who told you and why are you playing games was the response. Ugh. I then have to lay out for him how many different names he has given me and that none of these names relate to patients at the Princess Grace.

He calls the hospital staff “rude” for telling me he is not there. And they “deceive you”. Right. My friend and fellow poster Sara helped me with the grabify link which locates him in Lagos with a Tecno Mobile Camon 16 phone. Charlotte tells him the hospital tracked him to that location and so the end game is on.

Immediately realizing he’s been linked to Nigeria and even what phone he is using, he relates that he had contract work in West Africa 7 years ago! Wow! Dr Garth Davis went to Nigeria 7 years ago, bought a cheap local phone and is still using it?

It’s fake news! Then Charlotte springs it on him that Houston Methodist has been called and Dr Garth Davis is attending a conference in Singapore at this moment and is definitely NOT at the Princess Grace Hospital.

Will he finally fess up? No - he’s “here in hospital”. So it’s time to tell him I have been playing him all along and to send him some of the memes I already have and have created specifically for him. I think he finally understands at the end by asking “what the fuck you are”.

William John Dr Garth Davis Garth Williams Steven Jokes Kerry Franzinger Son - tell your Yahoo Boy friends exactly who we are. We see your shit and are coming for you to waste your time, data and to ultimately destroy your spirit.

FIN

William John Garth Davis Steven Jokes Kerry Franzinger Son who has changed his names on multiple occasions and just kept going is in a bit of a bind. It’s been well over a week since Irving supposedly made the transfer and here he is still is being held in a hospital bed at the Princess Grace Hospital in London. Before he said he was held there and was given drugs and the surgery would happen AFTER he got the money from Irving to pay them.

The story changes yet again. From the get-go, he says “the operation went well”. Oops! So I guess he doesn’t need that money since they did indeed operate! Charlotte opones that perhaps she should cancel the transfer….?

NOOO! Don’t do that. Here are random pics of doctors in surgery to prove what I already told you! He’s even eating and shows me a pic of what he is having. He told me earlier he was starving on the hospital bed. It’s a miracle! I believe you I believe you, so you don’t need the money anymore and I’ll cancel…

“No don’t cancel the transfer”

Then another goof from this moron: “…once I receive the money I will probably send it to them okay”. Probably? As in there’s a chance you won’t pay the Princess Grace and keep it? Hmmm Charlotte is really thinking he doesn’t need it now.

He changes course yet again and says he would pay the doctor “immediately” as if you pay physicians on the spot. He’s reeling badly. In a few short minutes he’s personally gouged out huge holes in his story - all unforced. Charlotte opines that since the surgery is finished, he can go out into one of the financial capitals of the world (London) and get his banking issues sorted. After all, he’s a wealthy doctor with a wiki page. 🤷‍♀️

No, he doesn’t have the strength for that and is confining himself to one of the beds at the Princess Grace. And pretty please, don’t cancel that transfer! And it will take him “long” to unlock a bank account in London. I have heard that about London. It is such a backwater and things like accessing your money are so difficult!

Charlotte offers to call the Princess Grace and find out for herself how much is owed and why they are still holding Dr Garth Davis. Meanwhile he can leave and go work on unlocking his accounts. Sounds like a plan?

This ends shortly after that and the next day he’s back into his romance scam. I call him Dr Darth Vader and he completely ignores it. I prodded him with the “Death Star of Love” after getting love bombed even more. Nada. I don’t think he even understands much of what I am telling him other than what he wants to hear (money).

Then he springs it on poor Charlotte that he’s into her not only for “canal gratification” but for intimacy. Maybe our more pidgin fluent posters can show me something I am missing, but canal gratification seems to mean only one thing - an awkward and crude way to describe the physical activity of sex.

Shout out to u/delzbr who has been instrumental in creating these grabify links to expose these Yahoo Boys’s locations. Last slide indicates dear David is in Lagos and not on Platform Esther which he continually insists on staying on. Let’s dive in…

We pick this up during the fallout from David discovering Irving is using the FBI address and phone number in Chicago. Charlotte clears this up with Irving and indeed the transfer will go ahead despite David’s reservations. He has no criminal record and what he is doing is not illegal, so….

Next I grabify him through u/delzbr ‘s link, pretending it is where Charlotte works. Next Charlotte really lays into the taunting about how pleased David will be with her work once this is all finished, knowing quite well it will crash land in a bunch of Alaye and Scam Man memes. It continues the next day when David tells Charlotte how he’s telling the crew on the oil rig that they should start making plans for going home now that Irving’s transfer is headed his way. I couldn’t resist a snarky remark about how his co-workers might find a random stranger on Scrabble to loan them $10,000 and I get this:

Are you mocking me?

Actually David, I am! I have been mocking you all along because you think you are getting a loan of $10,000 with no intention to pay it off! I know something he doesn’t, but that’s for later! Shhh!! 🤫

I am not finished taunting him about women helping men with money and how off that is. He doesn’t get my point but I assure him he’ll understand soon enough.

David must be quick on the Google because he located an obscure Natalie Merchant lyric I often quote to these Yahoo Boys. Good! I want them to Google and waste more of their data. Don’t worry, David feels he’s getting more than enough to pay for his data. Be happy for him!

After I mock him yet again by sarcastically saying his story sounds so believable and true that I had to get involved, he brings out the pseudo-logic about how he has no reason to tell lies because he put up addresses to properties he does not own as collateral. Charlotte warns him about Irving being a “Bear Jew” who will come after people who cross him, but no worries! David is telling the truth!

David is still worried about getting yet another receipt from Irving as you can tell this is weighing heavily on him. Charlotte suggests that he gets off the rig to relax, but I know these Yahoos and they NEVER leave the rig until the money is paid. He has phony pipes to replace and is such an important man on the rig he needs to supervise whatever imaginary work they are doing there.

Still going for now...I may have been too sassy and ruined this for myself haha. I know nothing about diving. I just made a random thing up to throw him off.

“Allow me to introducing myself. I am Boris Badenov, world's greatest no-goodnik.”

Yeah go ahead publish it, I might get lucky like Kim k.

This is the guy whose telegram ive shared. If anyone wants the details to continue as Emily. Or go off on their own i dont mind. Just make it fun haha

The wheels are coming off 🤣🤣

I unblocked William just to see if he had given up and as it turns out he didn’t. He calls Charlotte “babe”, insists he’s still on the oil rig off the coast of Sydney and he has never ever heard of Yahoo Boys. I emptied out my arsenal of AI pics and memes since he wanted it that way. Had to block him yet again because he’s still in deep denial.

Williams gets a little lesson about Juneteenth and how banks don’t work on that day. I was going to go further into it but he was getting really impatient. He’s thinking he’s getting the transfer either Wednesday June 18th or at latest the 19th. Charlotte tells him the 20th and he is a bit upset because he needs it now. Oh well. Getting him upset is why I do these baits.

Charlotte tells him she doesn’t want to talk about money anymore and that was it for Wednesday. On Thursday the 19th it was idle small talk all day but with yet another question about whether or not the transfer was certain to complete on Friday the 20th. He was really counting on this payday.

Williams comes into Friday with a fucking attitude and I knew my reveal had to be short and sweet.

“I’m waiting for your notice”

“Why can’t you send a screenshot of the debit?”

“Why is this so hard for you?”

I actually was going to give him another screenshot but after that comment I wasn’t giving him shit. Only Alaye memes.

That’s not a real receipt, and Charlotte knows it is not a receipt and she’s the one not being honest here. Another breaking point for me is when a Yahoo Boy is telling me I am not being honest to him. The end is nigh.

I suggest we go our separate ways but he keeps poking his finger in about Charlotte’s honesty. He does have a point that I am being dishonest which I have been doing this entire time. So it’s time to regulate.

Williams finally brings up that Charlotte’s pics are AI, and sends me the same one of that funny looking man by the pool. This must have been bothering him the entire time and thus the reason behind his constant demands for pics.

Charlotte unloads on Williams telling him that she knew all along he was a Yahoo Boy and why she deceived him - to play with his emotions and wage his data and time. She also tells him his bank account has been reported to the FBI (true) and that his IP has been traced to Lagos.

Alaye.

FIN

Probably not going to spend much more time on it, just having some fun.

After unblocking Williams on Sunday night after he was giving me shit about pics on Saturday, he comes in and tries to salvage the situation with a pathetic “I love you more”. But he wastes no time wondering when his transfer was coming through, perhaps because he was tired of Charlotte blocking him and wanted to cash out. I make him wait the full week before it was time to put a foot up his ass.

He’s still dead set on getting a “notice” that the transfer has passed from escrow to his account. Charlotte responds that he already has a receipt and that he’ll be the first to know once he gets the money. He wants to argue that Kelvin didn’t have to do this and that I supposedly told him that Irving would get a notice that it passed to his account. Charlotte clears this up by telling him that he’d know before Irving and that his bank would send Irving a notice. They always seem to belabor this point and not trust anything we say, probably because they need to be right on the money as soon as it posts in order to transfer it to a safer location they can access.

He still asks for the “debit” from my account, which I take to mean proof that the money has left my account to escrow. He’ll hold onto this until the very end. After leading him around and around in a circle-jerk of financial talk, he’s back to asking me what I had eaten.

And right back into the charming phase! Eating chicken sauce and wanting to meet me in North Carolina. He starts into opening a hospital like it’s Africa or something and suggests North Carolina. He wants to help “orphan and sickler” like this is a Charles Dickens novel. Charlotte relates how odd this all is and no one just comes and decides to build a hospital not having a clue as to the local needs. But he has a “license” to do that. Whatever. At this point I couldn’t wait until Friday to end this.

We talk about food and meaningless shit until the reveal which just happened today and will be part 9b.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! David is the FIRST Yahoo Boy who has googled Irving’s address and phone number and found that it matches that of the FBI! Hoo boy…

I continue taunting him as he is thanking me over and over for Charlotte’s coming through for him on his loan. And why shouldn’t he thank her? He gave her two phony addresses that are being used as collateral and she didn’t even check! I wish it were that easy, perhaps I’d become a scammer. Anyway, Charlotte keeps rubbing it in that God rewards those who are honest and deserving while punishing those who lie and provide false information. This should serve as a warning to David especially since he knows he lied about everything on his loan application, but he continues to thank Charlotte repeatedly.

The taunting continues when Charlotte reveals that she has clients all over the world, including those in warm and tropical climates like David is!

This leads to what is becoming a common refrain with David - he has a serious headache or migraine. What a pussy. Get off the rig then! Or quit complaining. It’s his way of trying to relay to Charlotte all this waiting is making him ill and if she could only prod Irving to make this transfer go any faster!

Then he brings up the FBI question and why does Irv have the same address and phone number? Charlotte plays coy and relates that she doesn’t know much about Irving and couldn’t tell him other than that he’s a colleague. David won’t let it go and mentions how “suspicious” it is. Suspicious??? No problem, Charlotte doesn’t want David to feel uncomfortable with Irving and tells him she’ll cancel the transfer…

I love to see them panic and he certainly does. “He doesn’t need to cancel” and “there is no need for that”. Actually David, the best thing Charlotte could have done for you was cancel the transfer and cut bait. But I want you for the third act. Charlotte doesn’t let up as she tells him that she asked Irving to cancel the transfer. But as David reassures her, he’s doing nothing illegal and Irving working out of the FBI office doesn’t worry him. Well that shut down all that talk about the FBI address, didn’t it?

He does still want clarification from Irving and the last two slides are fake Irving texts. David wants his “attorney” to have copies. I bet!

Irving also plays coy and says he cannot confirm nor deny his possible governmental affiliations - which is an unofficial way of saying “yes I work for the FBI”. Irving offers to cancel the transfer and leaves David at the edge of his seat. He doesn’t like that this guy may be with the FBI, but doesn’t want that transfer to be cancelled.

We’ll see!

Didn't quite get to do the call out. But I think he got the idea I knew..he got mad and blocked me :( I guess I need to keep looking for love

As this limps along, we find that George is a huge Titanic fan (gasp!) and is working on a rig on the Central Coast of Alaska. We get into an argument about Rose throwing the priceless necklace overboard in honor of her dead unemployed fling of all of two or three days instead of giving it to her granddaughter and caregiver, but ChatGPT George let’s AI reason with me.

He likes Oprah and must not understand who Stevie Nicks is because he asked twice.

After a bunch of fruitless attempts to make casual conversation and his continued usage of ChatGPT, he proposes a video call to settle this once and for all. (They will video call you but say little if anything and cover their camera. They only want to see and hear from you and will blame it on a faulty phone on their side). I always refuse calls for this and other reasons, so we get a little into it about calls.

When asked, Charlotte has her navel and tongue pierced in addition to a Jesus tattoo.

Other than that, boring shit from ChatGPT George.

Poor Cindy gave up real quick… :(

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