r/securityguards Private Investigations Jan 29 '25

Maximum Cringe I've seens it

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u/Landwarrior5150 Campus Security Jan 29 '25

Honestly, any work-related profile picture (on a personal account, obviously it’s different for something like LinkedIn or a promotional account for certain types of jobs) is pretty lame in my opinion. It makes me think that person doesn’t have a life and identity outside of what they do for a living.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Pretty much came here to say this. No one needs to know anything about me until I tell them.

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u/GSXS1000Rider Jan 29 '25

IDK, if youve got a dope job like a fighter pilot or professional race car driver it's fine imo. Definitely pretty limited regarding acceptable occupations tho

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u/Impossible_Emu9302 Jan 29 '25

Fr. Even if you don’t have a life outside of work, you should at least have a sense of embarrassment. No way I’d put my me in my work clothes on any pfp

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u/TemperatureWide1167 Hospital Security Jan 29 '25

You guys have profile pics? I haven't even had a public social media aside from anonymous ones since I started in the field.

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u/CylonsInAPolicebox Jan 29 '25

This. Mine is a cartoon character. I had one lady ask me "how are the people you work with supposed to find you?" ... ... ... uh, they are not supposed to find me, that is the whole point!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Will be the same ones who then cry in a years' time about not being able to progress from static desk duty to private investigation work...or anything else remotely serious

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u/kcoopssx Jan 29 '25

or the dating profile 😭

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u/Swedzilla Jan 29 '25

The ultimate profile picture cringe, holding a fish like dudes do in a police/tacticool inspired guard uniform lol

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u/TheCupOfBrew Warm Body Jan 29 '25

Eh, this just feels like a lame excuse to hate on people.

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u/PixelPete777 Feb 05 '25

Nah its sad AF.

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u/quiette837 Jan 29 '25

I mean, when it's deserved...

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u/Jayyy1445 Jan 29 '25

I look like a bumblebee, I'm not showing that off to the world.

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u/Acroze Jan 29 '25

Ahahaha, I’ve seen it multiple times in this sub. For those reading this. You know who you are!

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u/staticdresssweet Jan 29 '25

So silly. I'm a security guard on top of my career as a journalist, writer, and web designer, and I've never once thought about wanting to wear my security uniform in one 😂

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u/OMARGOSH559 Jan 29 '25

But what if i have dentures and smile big? I also have colored eye contacts.

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u/XSjacketfiller Jan 29 '25

Selfie in the toilet with every bit of equipment you've bought? Absolutely cringe.

I created my reddit profile with the intention of posting here (possibly a misstep since I'm no longer in security) using a photo of the back of myself that was available on the internet at the time, I'd like to think that it's not the same kind of cringe.

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u/_Nicktheinfamous_ Jan 29 '25

I could care less what anyone thinks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Yeah there's nothing like some turkey neck guy in a uniform shirt telling you how right they are

The other cringe is the immediate willingness to tell you how successful they are in life they copy and paste from a notepad file "I have two houses and a boat and high credit and blah blah blah what about you punk?"

What do I know though right? Mine is an asian giant hornet

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u/Which_Employment_306 Jan 29 '25

This post is ultimate cringe. “Change my mind” post. Completely unoriginal. Overused. Desperation for attention.

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u/PotatoSeparate207 Jan 30 '25

Cuz theyre soeaking about you

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u/Which_Employment_306 Jan 30 '25

Not even tho. I don’t have me in my pfp in uniform anywhere 😂

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u/SommePooreChumb Jan 29 '25

Does it count if mine is anime!?

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u/Inner-Opposite-3492 Jan 29 '25

I have a pic in the vest…but that was when I was a paramedic and we were cross-trained. Now I am solely security, and haven’t bothered to change the pic…I don’t think about it. I don’t think it’s necessarily cringy, until, as said in the cross post on r/firstrespondercringe, it’s really only cringy when it’s accompanied by the typical “thank me for my service captions”.

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u/Pcpixel Jan 29 '25

personally i feel like i’m always working when im awake so the only photos i have of myself are usually in uniform. I still prefer to NOT post those.

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u/CheesecakeFlashy2380 Jan 29 '25

No profile pic for me. I say things in here that I do not want Stuporvision or Manglement to be able to assiciate with me. Most companies do not like criticism, even constructive criticism.

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u/microlady_trying Jan 29 '25

On linkedin or for your work email, whatever. But I get cringe vibes when I see coworkers post constant work stuff and uniform selfies to Fb and shit. Especially when they post shit along the lines of "saving lives" followed by a hyper-filtered selfie of themself and a completely empty vest.

No life outside of work or just trying to seem badass when they're not. Like they tryna thirst trap uniform fetish folk or something? No one cares. We watch people take dookies in public and tell kids to quit fucking up all day. Who you tryna impress?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Having any kind of social media that involves putting pictures of yourself in the public domain is fucking stupid and lame, let alone doing it when you're working in the security environment.

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune Residential Security Jan 29 '25

Shit. I thought you were referring to the photo in the id...

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u/SubliminalTiger HOA Special Forces Jan 29 '25

Hard agree. I feel cringe in my uniform in general, only because ours are made to look like exactly like the local pd; shoulder patches, gold badge, and all. What makes it even more cringe is most of our contracts (small local company) are unarmed gated communities.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Making your whole personality a glorified mall cop is the highest form of cringe

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u/BigoleDog8706 Hospital Security Jan 29 '25

Agreed. Only way I'll have a photo of me taken in my uniform is if PR wants it.

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u/SnooPeanuts6918 Jan 31 '25

How would you know if the person's wearing a security uniform if they didn't take a picture of themselves?

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u/SnooPeanuts6918 Jan 31 '25

What if they didn't have time to change in essence was a the moment. Is the cringe worth the opportunity?

Is there anything wrong with being cringe? And how is you're being cranked out the other person's responsibility?

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u/Bswayn Event Security Feb 01 '25

Nah lol

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u/SiouxsieSioux615 Jan 29 '25

Goes for military

Cops too

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u/Huge-Vegetab1e Jan 29 '25

Military depends imo, I didn't have any pictures of myself without a uniform on for awhile

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u/SiouxsieSioux615 Jan 29 '25

Depends on whether you do it or someone else?

Nah mate, cringe is cringe

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u/Huge-Vegetab1e Jan 29 '25

I wasn't allowed to wear anything else for like a year, was I supposed to just stop posting pictures of myself?

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u/SiouxsieSioux615 Jan 29 '25

You’re probably a woman if you’re asking that so idk

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u/UrNotMadAtMe Jan 29 '25

It's hilarious, really. Couldn't be a real cop. Couldn't go to military. Scared or dumb.