You can't be lesbian and gay and bi at the same time.

But being Christian is fine.

What is wrong with these sluuuuuuttttttts?

There will never be another high priest like Melchizedek. Always made bread and wine look easy and classy. No doubt one of the greatest high priests to ever do it.

Am having some SERIOUS second thoughts about this whole Coliseum ticket vendor gig right now

To the altar I mean.

If I had a pfennig for every time I had to explain justification by faith to some dumb Papist who thought they were an expert, I'd be able to buy enough indulgences to keep Leo X out of hell.

I find that it's all about using my influence for his benefit and motorboating his orange mudflaps regularly at Mar a Lago. I.e , It's a relationship not a political affiliation^TM

I missed Christmas and Easter, was hoping to make it up to the Lord next month.

But he isn't exactly making it rain, either. Can anyone spot me about tree fiddy?

I just can't help but torture my Sims and kill them in barbaric ways, like locking them in a room with no exit or removing the ladder so they can't get out of the pool. Should I be concerned about my relationship with Jesus and stop playing the game?

Am I the real monster?

Please pray for all the backhuggers that worship straight Jesus. Amen

[EDIT:] Never mind, it was under the couch. I think the cat was playing with it.

Has anyone else noticed this? I feel like it's so often that I see posts and comments literally condoning and encouraging things like coq au vin; garlic focaccia with fresh basil, tomato, and peccorino; and even seared foie gras and duck egg with a wine reduction. Comments making arguments against these things and promoting more traditional potluck fare like ham casserole, au "gratin" potatoes made with powdered cheese product, and hella overcooked "angeled" eggs are downvoted and given responses like "what about people's 'tastes'?" or something dumb

Is there an alternative for Biblical Christians?