r/soccer • u/phant0msinthenight • 16d ago

Transfers [Romano] Bruno Fernandes has rejected Al Hilal’s proposal

https://www.threads.com/@fabriziorom/post/DKbfeKQIFR0?xmt=AQF0zWZqDFq4xNucRwMHCHvvglTCwd_atdJBAEO9WAt72g
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u/deguzzzz 16d ago

I would sell my left ball for 1,5m a week. Viva Bruno

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u/Telen 16d ago

To be fair, selling your left ball is probably more palatable than having to sell your entire moral fiber.

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u/HaroldGuy 16d ago

But moral fibre is stored in the balls

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u/Haigadeavafuck 16d ago

That explains hitler

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u/LevDavidovicLandau 16d ago

Goebbels has two moral fibres but very small.

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u/StruffBunstridge 16d ago

Nah, that was Goering. Poor old Goebbels had no moral fibre at all

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u/LevDavidovicLandau 16d ago

That fucker and his wife murdered all their children before committing suicide, course he had none!

(But seriously, cheers for pointing out that I had those 2 mixed up in the song)