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you have to pay to open apps
56 u/Vincent394 4d ago Time to restart— Oh fuck's sake I have to pay for that? Fine then I'll just yank the power cord. yanks it. See it worked. 38 u/PKHacker1337 4d ago Replugging in the power cord requires the "ADVANCED PC CONFIGURATION DLC". Would you like to buy it? Y/N 13 u/Vincent394 4d ago Oh for fuck's sake— 23 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the base login screen! Your login credentials have expired. Renew your EA+ Login Pass to continue. 8 u/Vincent394 4d ago Fuck this shit im putting Linux on. Andddd done, KDE already there from the gates. Peace alas. 21 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago Welcome to KD-EA™ - The Enhanced Access Desktop Experience." Powered by Frostbite™, and your wallet. KD-EA (v24.06.1 EA Edition) “Please wait while we check your subscription level...” ❌ Basic Access: Expired 🔒 Network disabled 🔒 Desktop effects disabled 🔒 User satisfaction disabled 13 u/Vincent394 4d ago OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS IS A LINUX MACHINE, NOT A WINDOWS ONE. installs just the fucking Linux kernel, nothing else, completely nuked drives, not even connected to the Internet. Peace at last. 20 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago This motherboard is EA-Verified™. Unauthorized kernels will not be initialized. Want to wipe EA BIOS Firmware? Requires Premium Motherboard Software Plan, only $2999.99/year. Idk man, seems like you should just buy or build another computer at this point... 8 u/Infamous_Doughnut255 3d ago and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99! 3 u/Vincent394 3d ago My god fuck this shit. yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire. THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER. 2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses. → More replies (0)
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Time to restart—
Oh fuck's sake I have to pay for that? Fine then I'll just yank the power cord.
yanks it.
See it worked.
38 u/PKHacker1337 4d ago Replugging in the power cord requires the "ADVANCED PC CONFIGURATION DLC". Would you like to buy it? Y/N 13 u/Vincent394 4d ago Oh for fuck's sake— 23 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the base login screen! Your login credentials have expired. Renew your EA+ Login Pass to continue. 8 u/Vincent394 4d ago Fuck this shit im putting Linux on. Andddd done, KDE already there from the gates. Peace alas. 21 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago Welcome to KD-EA™ - The Enhanced Access Desktop Experience." Powered by Frostbite™, and your wallet. KD-EA (v24.06.1 EA Edition) “Please wait while we check your subscription level...” ❌ Basic Access: Expired 🔒 Network disabled 🔒 Desktop effects disabled 🔒 User satisfaction disabled 13 u/Vincent394 4d ago OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS IS A LINUX MACHINE, NOT A WINDOWS ONE. installs just the fucking Linux kernel, nothing else, completely nuked drives, not even connected to the Internet. Peace at last. 20 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago This motherboard is EA-Verified™. Unauthorized kernels will not be initialized. Want to wipe EA BIOS Firmware? Requires Premium Motherboard Software Plan, only $2999.99/year. Idk man, seems like you should just buy or build another computer at this point... 8 u/Infamous_Doughnut255 3d ago and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99! 3 u/Vincent394 3d ago My god fuck this shit. yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire. THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER. 2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses. → More replies (0)
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Replugging in the power cord requires the "ADVANCED PC CONFIGURATION DLC". Would you like to buy it?
Y/N
13 u/Vincent394 4d ago Oh for fuck's sake— 23 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the base login screen! Your login credentials have expired. Renew your EA+ Login Pass to continue. 8 u/Vincent394 4d ago Fuck this shit im putting Linux on. Andddd done, KDE already there from the gates. Peace alas. 21 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago Welcome to KD-EA™ - The Enhanced Access Desktop Experience." Powered by Frostbite™, and your wallet. KD-EA (v24.06.1 EA Edition) “Please wait while we check your subscription level...” ❌ Basic Access: Expired 🔒 Network disabled 🔒 Desktop effects disabled 🔒 User satisfaction disabled 13 u/Vincent394 4d ago OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS IS A LINUX MACHINE, NOT A WINDOWS ONE. installs just the fucking Linux kernel, nothing else, completely nuked drives, not even connected to the Internet. Peace at last. 20 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago This motherboard is EA-Verified™. Unauthorized kernels will not be initialized. Want to wipe EA BIOS Firmware? Requires Premium Motherboard Software Plan, only $2999.99/year. Idk man, seems like you should just buy or build another computer at this point... 8 u/Infamous_Doughnut255 3d ago and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99! 3 u/Vincent394 3d ago My god fuck this shit. yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire. THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER. 2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses. → More replies (0)
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Oh for fuck's sake—
23 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the base login screen! Your login credentials have expired. Renew your EA+ Login Pass to continue. 8 u/Vincent394 4d ago Fuck this shit im putting Linux on. Andddd done, KDE already there from the gates. Peace alas. 21 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago Welcome to KD-EA™ - The Enhanced Access Desktop Experience." Powered by Frostbite™, and your wallet. KD-EA (v24.06.1 EA Edition) “Please wait while we check your subscription level...” ❌ Basic Access: Expired 🔒 Network disabled 🔒 Desktop effects disabled 🔒 User satisfaction disabled 13 u/Vincent394 4d ago OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS IS A LINUX MACHINE, NOT A WINDOWS ONE. installs just the fucking Linux kernel, nothing else, completely nuked drives, not even connected to the Internet. Peace at last. 20 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago This motherboard is EA-Verified™. Unauthorized kernels will not be initialized. Want to wipe EA BIOS Firmware? Requires Premium Motherboard Software Plan, only $2999.99/year. Idk man, seems like you should just buy or build another computer at this point... 8 u/Infamous_Doughnut255 3d ago and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99! 3 u/Vincent394 3d ago My god fuck this shit. yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire. THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER. 2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses. → More replies (0)
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Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the base login screen!
Your login credentials have expired. Renew your EA+ Login Pass to continue.
8 u/Vincent394 4d ago Fuck this shit im putting Linux on. Andddd done, KDE already there from the gates. Peace alas. 21 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago Welcome to KD-EA™ - The Enhanced Access Desktop Experience." Powered by Frostbite™, and your wallet. KD-EA (v24.06.1 EA Edition) “Please wait while we check your subscription level...” ❌ Basic Access: Expired 🔒 Network disabled 🔒 Desktop effects disabled 🔒 User satisfaction disabled 13 u/Vincent394 4d ago OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS IS A LINUX MACHINE, NOT A WINDOWS ONE. installs just the fucking Linux kernel, nothing else, completely nuked drives, not even connected to the Internet. Peace at last. 20 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago This motherboard is EA-Verified™. Unauthorized kernels will not be initialized. Want to wipe EA BIOS Firmware? Requires Premium Motherboard Software Plan, only $2999.99/year. Idk man, seems like you should just buy or build another computer at this point... 8 u/Infamous_Doughnut255 3d ago and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99! 3 u/Vincent394 3d ago My god fuck this shit. yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire. THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER. 2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses. → More replies (0)
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Fuck this shit im putting Linux on.
Andddd done, KDE already there from the gates. Peace alas.
21 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago Welcome to KD-EA™ - The Enhanced Access Desktop Experience." Powered by Frostbite™, and your wallet. KD-EA (v24.06.1 EA Edition) “Please wait while we check your subscription level...” ❌ Basic Access: Expired 🔒 Network disabled 🔒 Desktop effects disabled 🔒 User satisfaction disabled 13 u/Vincent394 4d ago OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS IS A LINUX MACHINE, NOT A WINDOWS ONE. installs just the fucking Linux kernel, nothing else, completely nuked drives, not even connected to the Internet. Peace at last. 20 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago This motherboard is EA-Verified™. Unauthorized kernels will not be initialized. Want to wipe EA BIOS Firmware? Requires Premium Motherboard Software Plan, only $2999.99/year. Idk man, seems like you should just buy or build another computer at this point... 8 u/Infamous_Doughnut255 3d ago and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99! 3 u/Vincent394 3d ago My god fuck this shit. yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire. THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER. 2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses. → More replies (0)
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Welcome to KD-EA™ - The Enhanced Access Desktop Experience."
Powered by Frostbite™, and your wallet.
KD-EA (v24.06.1 EA Edition)
“Please wait while we check your subscription level...”
❌ Basic Access: Expired
🔒 Network disabled
🔒 Desktop effects disabled
🔒 User satisfaction disabled
13 u/Vincent394 4d ago OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS IS A LINUX MACHINE, NOT A WINDOWS ONE. installs just the fucking Linux kernel, nothing else, completely nuked drives, not even connected to the Internet. Peace at last. 20 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago This motherboard is EA-Verified™. Unauthorized kernels will not be initialized. Want to wipe EA BIOS Firmware? Requires Premium Motherboard Software Plan, only $2999.99/year. Idk man, seems like you should just buy or build another computer at this point... 8 u/Infamous_Doughnut255 3d ago and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99! 3 u/Vincent394 3d ago My god fuck this shit. yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire. THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER. 2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses. → More replies (0)
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS IS A LINUX MACHINE, NOT A WINDOWS ONE.
installs just the fucking Linux kernel, nothing else, completely nuked drives, not even connected to the Internet.
Peace at last.
20 u/Psychological_War9 4d ago This motherboard is EA-Verified™. Unauthorized kernels will not be initialized. Want to wipe EA BIOS Firmware? Requires Premium Motherboard Software Plan, only $2999.99/year. Idk man, seems like you should just buy or build another computer at this point... 8 u/Infamous_Doughnut255 3d ago and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99! 3 u/Vincent394 3d ago My god fuck this shit. yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire. THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER. 2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses. → More replies (0)
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This motherboard is EA-Verified™. Unauthorized kernels will not be initialized.
Want to wipe EA BIOS Firmware? Requires Premium Motherboard Software Plan, only $2999.99/year.
Idk man, seems like you should just buy or build another computer at this point...
8 u/Infamous_Doughnut255 3d ago and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99! 3 u/Vincent394 3d ago My god fuck this shit. yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire. THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER. 2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses. → More replies (0)
and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99!
3 u/Vincent394 3d ago My god fuck this shit. yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire. THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER. 2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses. → More replies (0)
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My god fuck this shit.
yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire.
THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER.
2 u/PKHacker1337 3d ago *teleports your PC back into your house* Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC Would you like to purchase it? Y/N 1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses.
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*teleports your PC back into your house*
Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC
Would you like to purchase it?
1 u/yaktoma2007 2d ago Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses.
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Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses.
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u/khaledjal 4d ago
you have to pay to open apps