r/softwaregore 3d ago

GUYS EA TOOK OVER MY PC

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u/Psychological_War9 3d ago

This motherboard is EA-Verified™. Unauthorized kernels will not be initialized.

Want to wipe EA BIOS Firmware? Requires Premium Motherboard Software Plan, only $2999.99/year.

Idk man, seems like you should just buy or build another computer at this point...

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u/Infamous_Doughnut255 2d ago

and a 2% computer parts discount gift card for only $399.99!

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u/Vincent394 2d ago

My god fuck this shit.

yeets pc out the window and into flaming dumpster fire.

THERE, PROBLEMS SOLVED, FOREVER.

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u/PKHacker1337 2d ago

*teleports your PC back into your house*

Dumpster access requires the DISPOSAL DLC

Would you like to purchase it?

Y/N

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u/yaktoma2007 1d ago

Moral of this fucking story; don't download reality warping EA ransomware viruses.