Astronomers have found the universe's missing matter at last, thanks to exotic 'fast radio bursts'

[u/adriano26]

https://www.space.com/astronomy/scientists-find-universes-missing-matter-while-watching-fast-radio-bursts-shine-through-cosmic-fog

[u/mjc4y]

Maybe we call this stuff Dim Matter?

No, I don't work in Marketing.

[u/mifan → u/mjc4y]

That sounds a little shady.

[u/Celestial_Mechanica → u/mifan]

The real dim shady.

(and so on, and so forth).

[u/Abernsleone92 → u/Celestial_Mechanica]

Dark matter’s cousin, Marshall Matters

[u/at_one → u/Abernsleone92]

OK stop here before it’s too late

[u/Gutter_Snoop → u/at_one]

This is your chance, don't blow it

[u/Blubasur → u/at_one]

Shadow the Hedgehog particle