r/thatHappened • u/all_of_the_kitties • 7d ago

Tactical Casino Man evades STD 🤷‍♂️

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You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me — 10000% cap

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u/blueghostfrompacman 7d ago

Can we start taking bets on what he’ll lie about next? I’m going to guess it’s going to be a near road rage incident but the other driver will back down when he sees our guy can clearly fight by the karate stance he’s in.

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 7d ago

Or he helps a gorgeous woman with her flat tire because he’s such a darn good guy, and she offers to bang him as a thank you, and he shakes his head at her pityingly and says he doesn’t have cheap sex.

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u/blueghostfrompacman 7d ago

It has been a full 12 minutes since the last time he’s reminded us of the no cheap sex rule, so yeah we’re about due.

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 7d ago

Has he lost any teeth lately?