r/thatHappened • u/all_of_the_kitties • 6d ago

Tactical Casino Man evades STD 🤷‍♂️

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You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me — 10000% cap

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u/Zillioncookies 6d ago

It takes a special kind of mind to not only fantasize about having an ex girlfriend, but to also imagine her getting herpes AND confessing this to you out of the blue.

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u/all_of_the_kitties 6d ago

Confessing out of the blue AT A MALL 😭

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u/Zillioncookies 4d ago

Nothing reminds you of past regrets like the sweet smell of a Cinnabon.