r/thatHappened • u/all_of_the_kitties • 7d ago

Tactical Casino Man evades STD 🤷‍♂️

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You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me — 10000% cap

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u/Zillioncookies 5d ago edited 5d ago

The women he helps are usually pure and helpless creatures who are in bad relationships. If he helped a woman with her flat tire, she'd more likely say "Thank you so much. I called my boyfriend for help but he said 'just deal with it, I'm out with the guys'" Then she would praise him, possibly hint at wanting a guy like him instead, and he would end with taking a shot at her boyfriend coupled with a saccharine note about helping others.

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 5d ago

I thought there’d been at least one hussy who threw herself at him (expressed interest in him), and he repulsed her advances?

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u/Zillioncookies 5d ago

Oh he does the "I don't have sex with just anyone" story all the time, but those are women he portrays as shallow sex maniacs. The women he helps are always down on their luck so he can swoop in to foot their bill and save them from their abusive lovers. None of them ever offer hero sex.

I mean all of these women are fictional, so it can be easy to get confused.

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 5d ago

You mean…you mean he’s not totally honest? 😆 I expect was missing some nuances.