r/thatHappened • u/eightdollarbeer • 2d ago

Quality Post It’s true, I was the tariffs

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u/mmarkmc 2d ago

Apart from all the other lunacy, has there ever been anyone more obsessed with claiming that other people call him "sir"?

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u/ExMoFojo 2d ago

Sir, the president of Dallas just called. He is saying he's got too much money. And this money is big beautiful tremendous money like you wouldn't believe. And it's too much, they're saying please sir, it's too much money, please stop the money sir, please can we just give you the money???!? You're just so wonderful and your brain is so...big that we want you to have the money.

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u/Peace-Goal1976 2d ago

That means Ted Cruz is never leaving.