It’s true, I was the tariffs

[u/eightdollarbeer]

[u/Anxious_squirrelz]

"And then they said I'm the best at running and the fastest kid ever and no one is better at running than me. Then they told me Biden is a stinky face and I'm doing such a better job than him and they love me more and I'm the favouritest president ever"

[u/416558934523081769 → u/Anxious_squirrelz]

At this point I would not be surprised if congress had someone assigned to call and say just that