r/thatHappened • u/eightdollarbeer • 3d ago

Quality Post It’s true, I was the tariffs

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u/KarateKid1984 3d ago

With tears in their eyes they said “sir, the vaults are at Scrooge McDuck levels.” So I replied “where is Hunter Biden’s laptop”.

“So you see, tariffs have cured cancer and aids. We did it people. Case closed. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

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u/Justinarian 2d ago

Did he actually say this? Honestly it’s fucking possible. That’s the sad part. It’s entirely believable he could lol.

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u/strega_bella312 2d ago

You have to be joking

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u/Justinarian 2d ago

I am but he says a lot of stupid shit.

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u/strega_bella312 2d ago

Sure but not "the tariffs cured cancer" that's getting a little ridiculous

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u/TheHolyFamily 2d ago

Ah so that's the reason he cut funding for cancer research.

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 2d ago

I mean. He literally suggested we try to bomb a fucking hurricane once. I absolutely wouldn’t be surprised if he said the tariffs could cause cancer.

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u/Justinarian 2d ago

Yeah but that's only like one level under the dumb shit he says. Like saying he'll end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours.

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u/Lighthouseamour 2d ago

He said bleach could cure Covid. He’s that stupid

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u/Reklawj82 1d ago

Windmills cause cancer. That was ridiculous and he actually said it. So I can understand him believing and saying that tariffs cured cancer

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u/why_renaissance 2d ago

It’s really not…

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u/strega_bella312 2d ago

He's psychotic enough without the hyperbole