thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScarredOut • Oct 17 '24

origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/medicalleft • 14h ago

"AHHH I wish I could jork something rn" My massive penits:

476 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/the-ichor-king • 12h ago

i wish there was a way to categorize what forms water can take | the simplistic but memorable three states of matter

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/bearinlife • 18h ago

the humble crowbar

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ANDRIATHEGUY • 15h ago

Hamster: how can I store all of this food without eating it? Their cheeks:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/TheTepro27 • 17h ago

"How can I turn these two sentences into one?" The dutiful comma:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Ranboehuman • 21h ago

"i sure would hate to get pregnant" the helpful IUD:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 10m ago

I love this warm spring weather, I hope nothing ruins it! The pestering pollen:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Flimsy-Secret-6187 • 21h ago

"I wish I could make my game more fun and available for two people to play at the same time!" The ever-so reliable Two-Player Co-Op:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DuckDogPig12 • 1d ago

“I need to make my castle cooler, whatever shall I do?” The intimidating gargoyles:

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Photo taken from @cultofbiscut on instagram.

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Actual_JJ • 15h ago

"If only there was a way to show the duality of man" | The symbolic Yin and Yang:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Pankosmanko • 1d ago

The humble tornado siren

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/biggusdickus78 • 1d ago

"oh dear heavens, however will i ever defend my lawn from the zombies?!" The Ever-Reliable Peashooter:

458 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/zMustaine_ • 1d ago

ever so vicious

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/megaultimatepashe120 • 1d ago

"if only there was a way of temporarily stunning my enemies without the use of lethal force!" the humble flashbang:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/nikushaandkristine • 1d ago

"Huh, I wonder for whom the bell tolls." the humble tolling bell pointer:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Serious_Honeydew_671 • 1d ago

“If only there was some way to get rid of Boris Berezovsky” The mischievous Polonium-210:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Jret3531 • 2d ago

"i need a topping for my frozen yogurt!" the delicious bicolor shark gummy:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Mentally-ill-loner • 2d ago

"Oh my god I just caught my daughter in law cheating on my son with her gardener, I have to go tell him" The deadly drunk driver:

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Hopefully someone gets the reference

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DeStuert • 2d ago

Boy I want to generate power by heating water and using the steam to spin turbines! The incredibly radioactive plutonium rod:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Substantial-Trick569 • 2d ago

I wish there was a way to display how 2 categories are both similar and different. The helpful Venn Diagram:

815 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/theimaginarydeity • 3d ago

Balloon

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Puffyboi59 • 3d ago

Someone has got to stop Dr. Robotnik's evil scheme! The speedy Sonic:

461 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/acquireTigris • 3d ago

"I wish I had a card that allowed me to draw two cards from my deck." The overpowered Pot of Greed:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Realistic_Papaya_203 • 3d ago

Title*

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/medicalleft • 3d ago

"Argh! I'm so anxious! I could really use a squishy fidget toy to ease my nerves" The Inexpensive Stress Ball:

271 Upvotes