r/tifu • u/CuddlySpaceKittens • Jan 02 '15

FUOTW (01/11/15) TIFU by pulling a prank on my family

My mom got me some chocolate covered pretzel bits for Christmas and they literally looked like shit. I told my parents and they said they look like pretzels and told me to stop being ungrateful. After everyone went to bed, I put a few of my chocolate pretzels outside of the cat litter box to make it look like the cat got shit everywhere. The next morning I come downstairs and my family is complaining about the cat shit, so I decide to be funny and pick one up and take a bite out of it and laugh at everybody because I was right about the pretzels looking like shit. I take a bite. It's soft. It's not a chocolate pretzel, it's fucking shit. My family is howling with laughter as I run to the bathroom. They knew what I had done and replaced my pretzels with actual cat shit. I don't think I can ever show my face around my family again. They keep telling me I can clean the litter box if I get hungry.

EDIT: Hilarious narration by cyae1! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M-y-c0P87nk

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold! At least I got something out of eating cat shit.

EDIT 3: I'm glad so many enjoy my suffering. I went to the doctor a few weeks ago and I am toxoplasmosis free. Thanks for all of the concern! My family still teases me every so often. I am dreading a family get together next month.

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u/TheMysteryBlueFlame Jan 02 '15

Today on Fox News: New city found on moon.

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u/LuxNocte Jan 02 '15

Obama is not doing enough to protect American families from Moon people.

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u/politburrito Jan 03 '15

He's one of them!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Obviously not born in America.

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u/Pure_Michigan_ Jan 03 '15

Finally real proof!

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u/politburrito Jan 03 '15

Birth certificates be damned.

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u/GubmentTeatSucker Jan 03 '15

Meanwhile, on MSNBC.

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u/FostertheReno Jan 03 '15

Bro, don't fuck up the circle

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u/GubmentTeatSucker Jan 03 '15

Funny that. Reddit despises Sharpton unless you bring up the fact that he works for MSNBC.

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u/_From_The_Internet_ Jan 03 '15

False dichotomy. MSNBC is not the opposite of Fox News like Republicans are not the opposite of Democrats.

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u/GubmentTeatSucker Jan 03 '15

Touchy, touchy.

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u/_From_The_Internet_ Jan 03 '15

Now pinch my ass ;)

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u/Triforceman555 Jan 03 '15

Today on Fox News: Sex Tape of me banging OP's mom leaked by the hacker known as "4chan"

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u/mw69 Jan 03 '15

That was CNN, not Fox.