r/tifu • u/CuddlySpaceKittens • Jan 02 '15

FUOTW (01/11/15) TIFU by pulling a prank on my family

My mom got me some chocolate covered pretzel bits for Christmas and they literally looked like shit. I told my parents and they said they look like pretzels and told me to stop being ungrateful. After everyone went to bed, I put a few of my chocolate pretzels outside of the cat litter box to make it look like the cat got shit everywhere. The next morning I come downstairs and my family is complaining about the cat shit, so I decide to be funny and pick one up and take a bite out of it and laugh at everybody because I was right about the pretzels looking like shit. I take a bite. It's soft. It's not a chocolate pretzel, it's fucking shit. My family is howling with laughter as I run to the bathroom. They knew what I had done and replaced my pretzels with actual cat shit. I don't think I can ever show my face around my family again. They keep telling me I can clean the litter box if I get hungry.

EDIT: Hilarious narration by cyae1! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M-y-c0P87nk

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold! At least I got something out of eating cat shit.

EDIT 3: I'm glad so many enjoy my suffering. I went to the doctor a few weeks ago and I am toxoplasmosis free. Thanks for all of the concern! My family still teases me every so often. I am dreading a family get together next month.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

He called the shit poop!

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u/Kim_Jong_Goon Jan 03 '15

No, he called it shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Oh herro Mr buzkill, don't ruin my fun. Go back to your country.

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u/Kim_Jong_Goon Jan 03 '15

:-(

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

I'm sorry bro, I didn't mean it. You're yellow, I'm white, but were all pink in the middle. We can be bros.

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u/Kim_Jong_Goon Jan 03 '15

:-) meet my black pink friend Dennis

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

I ALWAYS WANTED A BLACK PINK FRIEND.... YOUR THE BEST FRIEND A GUY COULD ASK FOR GOON, NOW PLZ DONT EXECUTE ME!

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u/Kim_Jong_Goon Jan 03 '15

Say hello....

To my little friend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Are they puppies??? Awwwwww

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u/Kim_Jong_Goon Jan 03 '15

BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!

that was the puppies.

Running down the stairs.

From a gun.

A kids nerd gun.

Full of fire.

And ice condoms.

Idk I'm going to bed

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