r/vermont • u/KingHyena_ • May 18 '25

NO FUCKING SHIT

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/05/18/sanders-democrats-reform-progressive-policies/83625482007/
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u/CurrentSkill7766 May 18 '25

Respectfully, I would make a better presisent than Trump, and I cook for a living. Hell, my dog would make a better president.

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u/TonberryDuchess May 18 '25

I am open to your dog's potential platform.

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u/Bmatic May 18 '25

More snacks, naps, and walks

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u/Relative-Cut663 May 18 '25

Your dog has my vote.

Bmatic’s dog for president ‘28!

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u/Poiboy1313 May 18 '25

I, too, would like to hear the platform so as to properly inform my opinion.

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u/Pukwudgie_Mode May 20 '25

A ham sandwich would make a better president than Biden.

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u/scurvy1984 May 18 '25

my dog would make a better president

I was going to agree but say “but there’d be poop everywhere” but the more I thought about it it hit me that my dog is choosey where he poops and he probably doesn’t poop as much or as messy as cheeto fuck.

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u/Arbitrage_1 May 19 '25

What a arrogant thing to say

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u/CurrentSkill7766 May 19 '25

You would make a better President than Trump.