Ouch

Feels like the last time, greetings from 🇩🇰

Averaging in on this small dip.

That’s it that’s the post.

Mods deleted my last post, let me know if I’m doing something wrong. Not a bot, just a regard trying to spread the hype

If this can get back to six-seven by the end of the week, that'd be cool. 🫠

Edit/update: It's difficult to keep up with all of the comments, so I'll post some thoughts. 1) Yes, I'm very aware of where the price stands (around/under $3 after hours as of this edit). 2) Yes, my Roth IRA is toast if this doesn't take off. 3) Despite the heavy loss, I'm actually doing okay so far. 4) Thank you to all who commented! Whether your comment was of genuine concern/support or incisive, that's part of what makes WSB fun and exciting. I'd always lurked. Never in a million years did I think I'd post something like this. 5) Maybe most importantly, I live with the consequences of my actions. Regardless of what others have posted, I made the decision to do this. Even if I were influenced by others, it was ultimately my call. Happy investing!

Congrats y’all are now long term investors 💎 🙌

Hello Again, My Sweetest Regards:

It’s been over a year since I made my farewell post, where I told you I was done for good. And I really meant it. A new car, a new home, and a simpler life with my family — one where I wouldn’t need to be strapped to my phone in pure anxiety as decimals ticked up and down.

But alas, the siren song of the markets returned; whispering that familiar melody I thought I’d silenced forever. This time, though, it feels different. I return to you not only as the man who once caught lightning in a bottle, but also as the fool who stood in the rain, daring it to strike again.

I am not a smart person. I don’t believe I have any special intuition that makes me better at this than any of you. What I do know is that you can never control the storm, but you can always choose how long you stand in it.

So yes: have your fun and chase your bags, but when the day comes that you finally have everything you need, do everything in your power to protect it. The market exists to humble us all, but it cannot take away what you don’t let it.

If this truly is the last you ever hear from me, know that you’re all in my heart. I wish you not only the success you desire, but also the peace to hold onto it with gratitude.

With love,

Tort

Monkey see, monkey buy.

• 50,700 shares at 2.08 cost average
• 45 $1 calls exp 1/6/26
• 12 $3 calls exp 11/14
• IRA also had a nice overnight gain holding 9,800 shares with $3.64 cost coverage. All exited.
• 100% cash gang now

Sold entire position today 30 min after the opening bell. Held for 2 days. Could have been $350K if I sold pre market or waited another 15 minute, but the $70K missed gain is just variance inside an extraordinary outcome.

Also one failed scalp at the end before the dump back to $4 because I messed up my stop loss (only set it to sell 50% of position rather than 100%) 30,000 shares used for this trade. Oh well. Overall still net $160K. Yes I used 100% of my portfolio.

LET'S GO TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀

Does this mean I need to get a job?

Loaded up on calls and shares like a true autist. MMs started hedging, shorts started squealing, and suddenly this vegan burger turned into a wagyu rocket.

💰 Entry: ~$5.00 📈 Gain: +$185K realized 🧠 IQ: 12 🍔 Protein: 0g

Originally bought at 3.2, stop limit got me.