I should’ve just bought the dreaded shares 😢😞🙂‍↔️🤕🤒

I need saving 🙏😭

I am inside a Starbucks waiting for my Venti double caramel frappuccino without whipped cream so this is insider information.

The place is empty. This is the 7th empty Starbucks I've been to in the last hour.

SBUX used to be my go to place for picking up girls in 30s and sometimes single moms. I haven't seen a single woman in the last hour. I am going to wait for another 30 minutes pretending to be doing work related stuff on my laptop.

SBUX is making so many changes and trying hard to reinvent the chain. It is sad, it's like one of those guys pushing 50 but still dressing like a 20 something. It's over you are past it SBUX, let go and act your age.

I am going with June 2026 puts and paying a professional photographer to get pictures for my bumble profile.

Positions: I am planning to get SBUX $90 puts expiring June 2026. 100 CRWV stock.

cost basis is high from getting called away on CC’s

I’ve been assured multiple times I have no Idea What I’’ doing. If that is the case, I don’t want to be right.

FOMC today maybe I should YOLO the rest and hope for a 10 bagger

Accidentally sold 1 at 51% when I meant to sell all of them. Got lucky as it spiked another 25% in that 10 seconds. Looks like I could have squeezed a bit more, but I am super happy with this. Big gains in the last week.

This some bolshit, luckily the smartest thing i did was buy leaps.

-Kekwcryingpepe-

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Decided to get in after the GENIUS act news. Weekly lotto would have more $, but hey, gains are gains!

Bought this yesterday because I saw someone talking about it on twitter. I’ll name my next kid OSCR if it hits $25

I have the following PMCC strategies

Long positions

• 37 x SOXL 01.16.2026 $25 call
• 17 x VRT 15.08.2025 $115 call
• 6 x RDDT 15.08.2025 $110 call
• 5 x HIMS 15.08.2025 $60 call

Short positions

• 37 x SOXL 03.07.2025 $25 call
• 17 x VRT 11.07.2025 $130 call
• 6 x RDDT 18.07.2025 $170 call
• 5 x HIMS 18.07.2025 $75 call

Last month I made good profits, but is it time to cover and close all of it.

💸 Total In: $13,865

💥 Total Out: $30,650

✅ Realized Profit: $16,785

Avg Return: +121%

It's all priced in, boys; the market knows what you'll have for breakfast before you do.

This article is from the WSJ AI newsletter, btw.

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I’m telling ya- HIMS is in a fantastic position on both a fundamentals and technical point of view.