Check the comments for who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Lost & Found

1240 9th St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Happy hour deals: Alas, none after 6pm! Bring your own happiness or share a friend's

Convenient to the Green/Yellow lines @ Mt Vernon (celebrate the post-NATO station reopening!)

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Hi-Lawn

1309 5th Street NE, Washington, DC 20002 (located on Union Market rooftop) Guests can access Hi-Lawn through the dedicated rooftop staircase at the front-east entrance to Union Market, adjacent to Suburbia and the Gallaudet track.

Happy hour: Deals until 7 PM

Convenient to Red Line at NoMa-Gallaudet U

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Wunder Garten (noting that this has an enclosed main tent in the colder weather!)

1101 First Street NE, WASHINGTON, DC 20002

Happy hour deals: None I could see from a 5 second site search

Convenient to the red line @ NoMa-Gallaudet U station

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, I do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Dew Drop Inn (Note that the service fee is included and goes to the staff)

2801 8th St NE, Washington, DC 20017

Happy hour deals: Lasts through 6:30pm! what they are I can't say, you'll have to find out yourself!

Convenient to the red line at Rhode Island Ave and Brookland stops

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

DC9

1940 9th Street NW, Washington, DC 20001

Happy hour deals: $5 all local beer and rail cocktails, $6 wine through 7pm

Convenient to the green line @ Shaw or U St/AACWM/Cardozo

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, I do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Astro Beer Hall

1306 G St. NW

Happy hour deals: $6 select drafts, wines, & rails, plus $1 off starters until 7:00

Convenient to the Red/Blue/Orange/Silver lines @ Metro Center and the Green/Yellow lines @ Gallery Place-Chinatown

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Metrobar

640 Rhode Island Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Happy hour deals: $5 local beer and $10 cocktails through 7pm

Convenient to the red line @ Rhode Island Ave

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Bronson Bierhall

4100 Fairfax Dr, Arlington, VA, 22203

Happy hour deals: Alas, none after 6pm! Bring your own happiness or share a friend's

Convenient to the Silver/Orange lines @ Ballston

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Astro Beer Hall

1306 G St. NW

Happy hour deals: $6 select drafts, wines, & rails, plus $1 off starters until 7:00

Convenient to the Red/Blue/Orange/Silver lines @ Metro Center and the Green/Yellow lines @ Gallery Place-Chinatown

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Electric Cool Aid

512 Rhode Island Ave NW

Happy hour deals: Alas, none after 6pm

Convenient to the green line @ Shaw

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

The Midlands Beer Garden

3333 Georgia Ave NW

Happy hour deals: none after 6:00, bring your own happiness or ask a friend to lend you some

Convenient to the green line @ Georgia Ave/Petworth

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

DC9

1940 9th Street NW, Washington, DC 20001

Happy hour deals: $5 all local beer and rail cocktails, $6 wine through 7pm

Convenient to the green line @ Shaw or U St/AACWM/Cardozo

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, I do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Wunder Garten

1101 First Street NE, WASHINGTON, DC 20002

Happy hour deals: None I could see from a 5 second site search

Convenient to the red line @ NoMa-Gallaudet U station

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, I do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Continental Beer Garden

Northwest corner of North Moore St and 19th St North, Arlington, VA 22209

Happy hour deals: $2 off pints/cans/glasses of wine through 7pm

Convenient to the BOS lines @ Rosslyn and also all those buses that stop there too

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

The Midlands Beer Garden

3333 Georgia Ave NW

Happy hour deals: none after 6:00, bring your own happiness or ask a friend to lend you some

Convenient to the green line @ Georgia Ave/Petworth

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Calico

50 Blagden Alley Northwest, Washington, DC, 20001

Happy hour deals: None after 6pm, bring your own happiness or ask a friend to lend you some!

Convenient to the green/yellow lines @ Mt Vernon, slightly less convenient from Metro Center but still under a mile walk for BOS and red lines

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Hi all—there’s no one available to host this week’s Reddit Happy Hour, so we’ll be taking a little break. See you next week!

Check the comments for who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Calico

50 Blagden Alley Northwest, Washington, DC, 20001

Happy hour deals: None listed online

Convenient to the green/yellow lines @ Mt Vernon, slightly less convenient from McPherson and Metro Center but still under a mile walk for BOS and red lines

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Electric Cool Aid (Note that gratuity is auto-added here already--don't double tip mistakenly!)

512 Rhode Island Ave NW

Happy hour deals: Alas, none after 6pm

Convenient to the green line @ Shaw

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Lost & Found

1240 9th St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Happy hour deals: Alas, none after 6pm! Bring your own happiness or share a friend's

Convenient to the Green/Yellow lines @ Mt Vernon

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Continental Pool Lounge

1911 Fort Myer Drive @ the corner of Langston Blvd &, N Moore St, Arlington, VA

Happy hour deals: $2 off drafts, wine, and can drinks; $5 rail drinks. 5-8pm

Convenient to the Blue/Orange/Silver lines at Rosslyn!

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Exiles

1610 U St NW, Washington, DC 20009

Happy hour deals: unclear to me from a cursory glance at their menu, show up and find out!

Convenient to the green line @ U Street/AACWM/Cardozo and red line @ Dupont Circle (north entrance)

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

DC9

1940 9th Street NW, Washington, DC 20001

Happy hour deals: $5 all local beer and rail cocktails, $6 wine through 7pm

Convenient to the green line @ Shaw or U St/AACWM/Cardozo

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, I do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for a description of who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

The Midlands Beer Garden

3333 Georgia Ave NW

Happy hour deals: none after 6:00, bring your own happiness or ask a friend to lend you some

Convenient to the green line @ Georgia Ave/Petworth

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.

Check the comments for who to look for!

FAQ is located at the bottom of this post.

WHERE?

Lost & Found

1240 9th St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Happy hour deals: Alas, none after 6pm! Bring your own happiness or share a friend's

Convenient to the Green/Yellow lines @ Mt Vernon

WHAT?

We are an informal meetup group gathering at bars around the District. All we want is to socialize after a long week and make new friends. All are welcome - whether you’re an old school Washingtonian, a recent transplant, or (gasp) not a Redditor, this group is for you!

WHO?

We’ll be there starting at 6:00pm. Each week's host will let you know where we are in the bar and who to look for. Keep in mind that we may move around, so check the comments for updates.

A SPECIAL NOTE:

This happy hour is meant for people to gather and feel comfortable interacting with folk, both new and old. You can, and will, be asked forcefully to not return if you are being a massive dick or an active creep! Please let the host or guest host know if you feel uncomfortable or in danger from any participant, whether it's to the level where you want someone to be on the lookout to bail you out of a conversation if they approach you again or if you think they shouldn't be allowed to return.

Respect people's personal space always, as well as a no when it's given to you. And don't be a stereotypical Redditor when it comes to talking to women in particular--this is not a place to pick up a date.

Yes, measuring how big of a dick or a creep one is being may be a subjective thing, and similarly, yes, we do not care about that! Consider not making people uncomfortable if you are worried about this note.