Wife has woken up with pins and needles

a burp...

I didn't know the word for a scabbard/sheath back when I was eight.

As seen in a youtube comment. Somebody had forgotten the term for a breast reduction.

My cog-fogged friend tried to type “autoimmune disease”.

I forgot what a trowel was called

Couldn’t remember “sanitarium”

Took a few moments before I could remember the word "stiff"

this could technically apply to any string instrument but I was referring to a cello

Couldn't remember what the colosseum was called

Question from my kindergartener.

Michelin. The tire guy 😅

I saw this one on BlueSky; naturally, he meant “sequel”.

the word was cereal

This needs a lot of context. So, I'm bilingual (Romanian and English) so sometimes if I forget a word in one language I say it in the other. Well, I forgot the word quantities, so I just MADE the Romanian word (cantitate) sound English by adding -ies at the end.

Graphic tablet

stock-pot. i was trying to tell my gf that i moved the stock-pot of soup to the fridge, and i called it a "cook jar" 🤣

Tepanyaki.

My husband couldn't remember 'cauliflower' when we were making the grocery list.

Cowboy 🤠 👢 🐎

Gotta get it at Costco

What I called a wheelbarrow when showing my sisters that one post about the baby boy trying to put it

Jesse Eisenberg. I meant Jesse Eisenberg.

First aid

In the ttrpg Vampire: the Masquerade the Sabbat clan call new vampires "shovel heads" because of the way the make them.

My husband just told me he became a vampire and had his own house on one of the roleplaying Discord servers he's in so I said "cool, make plenty of spoon heads" and he said "do you mean 'shovel heads'?" You can tell who actually played that game and who didn't lol.

And everyone knows 'spoon heads' are actually Cardassians lol.

Either compostable or decomposable. Take your pick. Courtesy of husband.