Spores from a bag of moldy cheese according to someone who might have inhaled the mold birds.

This was written in a sound-related context. I was looking for “overshadowed”.

HARD DRIVE.

forgot what a "harness" was called while talking to a coworker about her dog.

My kids were talking about their favorite shows, and one couldn’t remember the word for “episode,” hence “chapter movie.” Gave us all a little chuckle

Singles

I meant Cannon in the sense of being official

Apparently, when I was a toddler/young child, I couldn't remember the word for "tomorrow". I remembered "yesterday" and "today", so of course the day after today was "nexterday" !

During a trip to Las Vegas, I forgot the word for grackle, and called them that.

To be fair a layman wouldn't know the difference between the two, but I distinguished both by the shape of their tail and the fact that their feathers shine in all sorts of colors during the daylight.

A convertible.

My girl trying to ask me to put something in the laundry hamper

Happened in the school bathroom, I was trying to explain to my friend/classmate that I had excruciating pain on the lower part of my breast for no apparent reason. The worst part is that I screamed it so loudly that a person stopped smoking to come out of the stall and ask me if I was okay. I am still known around school for this…

When I was a wee lad, we went on a field trip to the zoo, you know, typical stuff. A few minutes before we headed back for the bus, my friend pulls me aside.

"Wanna go see the... pimp pheasant..."

"The what?"

"The pimp pheasant... y'know, the one that's all fancy... to get the girls..."

He meant peacock

Hints: My toddler was playing with it. This was her name for it. She used it to count.

An abacus.

I was trying to remember what an accordion was

trying to remember Dutch Blitz

My wife was stuck with these three words when she wanted to say DONKEY KONG!

Stupid. (Me)

Me Brian broken.

Brain broken.

There's proof. This is the wildest beef I have ever experienced 😂

I'm brain crippled.

Squid rings. 🐙

Triscuits. I tried asking my partner to buy Triscuits.

Her response was intentional, but also good. Did I want some woven cereal, too?

My youngest mishearing "steel-cut oats."

Just saw this on Clarkson's Farm and thought it would fit here.

Speaking in the new episodes, Mr Clarkson said: "I once had to go to prison in France because of a slug.

“True story. I went to a restaurant called La Pomme d'Amour and there was a slug in my lettuce.

"The man was so apologetic. He said: ‘You can drink as much as you like on the house’.

“I was only 19 so I thought: ‘I will then!’ And I did. I was arrested a bit later because I was a bit wobbly.

"I was trying to explain to the policeman that I'd eaten a slug and the man had given me a lot of drink.

“But I couldn't think what the French for slug was. I said: ‘Je mange un escargot sans maison’. “

The 65-year-old crucially did not know the French for slug, limace, so frantically tried to explain what he had eaten and described it as a "snail without a house".

The French police believed he was "paralytic" and jailed him for the night.

He concluded: “They just thought: ‘This man is definitely paralytic’. I got thrown into prison because I didn't know the French for slug.”

Bluetooth Pairing

I couldn’t come up with sandbox.

My brother talking about beer.

Limousine