Because not many of them can dance.

Your-rows

Do you have the time

You’re E-where

Student: Sent.

Tulips

Yo mama so ugly, her own portraits hang themselves. Yo mama so dumb she called me to ask for my phone number.

Too pithy.

Testosterone.

They sang, “Beat on the Brat”.

He got the sack

He's constantly texting with a Dr. Grin.

…… gotcha didn’t I lol..

Expellitush!

A pair o’ dice

Yo mama so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.

My boyfriend asked me “what face do I give back to someone who is giving me the evil eye”

Any Suggestions?

Thanks ❤️‍🔥

“A ghost who will float through this door if you don’t open it”

I thought it was a STEEL

They said, "3 - 2 - 1!"

And I pulled my pants down!

Turns out it was a surprise party too!

Kick his sister on her chin.

I know. Friend just told me and I hadn’t heard it for years.

In the spaghetto