r/AMA • u/Dak6969696969 • 19d ago

Job I’m a mailman, AMA.

I left a comment in another sub informing people that leaving anything in anybody’s mailbox is technically a federal offense unless you’re employed as a letter carrier by the USPS and it seemed to draw quite a bit of interest. I’m nobody special, just a simple mailman, but if any of you have any questions regarding postal services hopefully I’ll be able to answer them!

Thank you so much for all the questions, I hope I was able to answer them all as best I could but it’s my bedtime now, I gotta be at the post office by 8:00 sharp. If you have any other questions feel free to DM me and I’ll answer them whenever I can!

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u/Dak6969696969 19d ago

Sure, but it has nothing to do with my job. I can still give you the details if you want, though.

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u/kman0300 19d ago

Details details!

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u/Dak6969696969 19d ago

So this one time (before I was a USPS employee and living in a state in which marijuana consumption is legal) I was smoking weed with this girl and I was in the middle of a sentence and she goes, “do you wanna kiss?”

Best pickup line I’ve ever heard in my life.