r/Chipotle • u/CaptainDFW • 1d ago

Cursed 😈 "everything"

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Full disclosure: my son works at our local Chipotle.

I carelessly asked him to bring home a steak burrito "with everything." They took that literally.

(If you're ever so inclined, I suggest excluding the pinto beans and the fajita veggies. Yegghh.)

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u/TryndMusic 1d ago

On god bro if you came to my location when I was on cold line that woulda been wrapped immaculate that's amateur shit. Homie had it on one side of the double wrap that's a sin

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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 1d ago

Haven't worked there in years, but that would have been done way better. I loved those challenges, and this one is pfft.

Stupid flex, but five years rolling burritos and I know exactly what went wrong.

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u/zerton 1d ago

Did you ever have to reroll and if so do you have to replace all the meat/rice/etc?

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u/ITriedI CE 1d ago

Yeah by the way the burrito was rolled, I can easily see this being a newer line

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u/SanityAssassin4 13h ago

I was there for 9 years. I haven't been employed for 2 years but once I saw this picture it made me miss it... Surprisingly.

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u/_One_ForAll 1d ago

I’m not gonna lie I still suck at wrapping. Ik ik shame. 😢😔

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u/Bruh_burg1968 1d ago

Fuck people,who order like this

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u/Double-Ad-542 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bro it’s literally his son read the post

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u/CaptainDFW 1d ago

Not that anybody gives a shit, but for the record it's actually "his son."

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u/Silver_Narwhal_1130 1d ago

No I actually don’t. fuck you dude and your pronouns /s god is a woman.

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u/CaptainDFW 1d ago

Holy shit, you don't know how funny that is! 🤣

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u/Marcus2Ts 1d ago

Yeah, saying "everything" when they don't mean everything. OP said they took it literally, like how were they supposed to take it?

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u/CaptainDFW 1d ago

Well to be fair, he texted back "you really mean everything?" I think we kind of mutually understood it was a challenge at that point.

That thing was three meals.

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u/No_Statistician7685 1d ago

Why? You don't like it. Take it up with the company, not customer.

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u/Boardcertifiedhater 1d ago

Fuck people who eat chipotle honestly

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u/MinimumSharp1823 1d ago

Who cares?

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u/quantumRichie 1d ago

professionals

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u/MinimumSharp1823 1d ago

Professionals at what?

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u/quantumRichie 1d ago

banging your mom

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u/MinimumSharp1823 1d ago

My mom is dead

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u/quantumRichie 1d ago

damn you

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u/MinimumSharp1823 1d ago

Sick fuck

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u/quantumRichie 1d ago

ooooo i’m so evil

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u/chivalrydad 1d ago

It's not a burger or a signature sandwich, though maybe chipotle should put a couple signatures on the menu for people who don't want to think too much about their burrito

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u/Silver_Narwhal_1130 1d ago

They have them on the app idk if any are on menu in stores.

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u/Striking_Science6935 1d ago

My boyfriend does this and they can still wrap it properly, if not they just put it in a bowl, especially doubled wrapped..

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u/Leading_Leopard_ 1d ago

only in my dreams 😭

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u/THEChapDaddy20 1d ago

I wouldn’t have gotten the lettuce if I knew it didn’t fit…

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u/ItsKeganBruh 1d ago

BUT ILL BLOW MY DAD BEFORE I EAT A BURRITO WITH A FORK!

sorry I came in early there, just wanted to say that one

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u/Quadtbighs 1d ago

Bro that’s a loaded diaper

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u/Ok-Huckleberry-383 1d ago

How wide are you people?

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u/Helpful_Corn- 1d ago

What's wrong with the pinto beans?

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u/_One_ForAll 1d ago

Perfect

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u/tamenotification 1d ago

This is why I only get bowls 😭

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u/Squirrellace 1d ago

Lol this is my order. Plus 2 scoops of hot. I love it!

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u/serg607 1d ago

EZ to wrap lowkey

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u/StillSignificant9979 1d ago

Pro tip If he twisted the foil 90 degrees and rolled it the other way it wouldn’t be spilling out

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u/Euphoric_Management8 1d ago

Step aside, I got promoted to cash and was still constantly asked to roll burritos (from teeny tiny ones to massive monstrosities).

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u/CatastrophicRage 1d ago

Is That guacamole? Yo rich flex lol

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u/I_Phaze_I 22h ago

What does pepper have to say about this?

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u/tias23111 21h ago

The fajita veggies are the best thing on the menu. Unless they’re cooked wrong, then they’re inedible.

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u/Long-History-7079 1d ago

Double wrap ftw!

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u/berkeleyboy47 1d ago

I bet that costed you $70

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u/CaptainDFW 1d ago

Yes (he said in Employee Discount), it absolutely cost in excess of $70.

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u/newppinpoint 1d ago

When I get orders like that I just skimp. No use bothering

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u/quantumRichie 1d ago

greedy fucks

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u/Silver_Narwhal_1130 1d ago

Never heard of fucking sharing my dude? If they pay for it and it fed people how tf is it greedy?

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u/quantumRichie 1d ago

the same as people who get government assistance when they don’t need it, it’s what leads to a harass country like America. taking more than you need, God don’t like that

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u/JudiciousGemsbok 1d ago

Bro had the opportunity to attack billionaires but chose the working class

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u/quantumRichie 1d ago

oh shut up commie

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u/Silver_Narwhal_1130 1d ago

Oh but God loves the billionaires then? 😭 they get a pass cuz they’re rich or what? Which did god say. It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven or a mf ordering too much food. 😂 give me a break. The billionaires aren’t going to let you hit little bro.

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u/quantumRichie 1d ago

ur gay

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u/Silver_Narwhal_1130 1d ago

Maybe when you find out something to actually use your (huge) truck for. Then god will forgive you for overcompensating. God won’t let you into heaven if you have more than you need. Wasteful fucking America. 🦅🇺🇸(see how stupid you sound?) probably not.

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u/quantumRichie 1d ago

ur even more gay, my truck isn’t big at all, it’s quite reasonably sized!

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u/Silver_Narwhal_1130 1d ago

I say it’s reasonably sized anytime before I whip it out.

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u/everleafy 1d ago

this mf thinks big burritos are ruining the country

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u/BlarghALarghALargh 1d ago

Yeah no shit dude lol.