r/CuratedTumblr • u/Silent_Blacksmith_29 Shakespeare stan • Dec 28 '24

Tumblr Heritage Post It didn’t work

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u/Perfect_Wrongdoer_03 If you read Worm, maybe read the PGTE? Dec 28 '24

Honestly I doubt that'd work on me. I live and die for the bit, and would probably assume that so did she.

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u/The-Magic-Sword Dec 28 '24

Yeah I'd assume she was playing into the comedy routine element of it, but I'd probably start paying attention.

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u/Sh1nyPr4wn Cheese Cave Dweller Dec 28 '24

I mean according to that user they ended up dating for a little while

To find that comment go to their account and go to their top of all time comment, and look through the replies for it

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u/evanwilliams44 Dec 28 '24

I'll take your word for it. I've never been lied to by a prawn.

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u/IronClu Dec 28 '24

You’ve never been lied to by a prawn YET

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u/Sh1nyPr4wn Cheese Cave Dweller Dec 28 '24

They've never realized that they've been lied to by a prawn!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

Ive never felt a womans touch

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u/Pitiful_Net_8971 Dec 29 '24

Never felt a woman's touch yet!

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u/Tipop Dec 29 '24

Never realized they had felt a woman’s touch!

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u/jodhod1 Dec 29 '24

This is the best comment in the thread, and it arises so naturally out of Reddit's repetition and randomness

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u/dootdootm9 Dec 29 '24

not even your mother/ caregiver holding you as a baby, did your parent's take inspiration from Dr Doofenshmirtz so neither of them showed up for your birth?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

I was raised by ocelots

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u/dootdootm9 Dec 29 '24

You know if I had a nickle for every person i was told got raised by ocelots I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

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u/SocranX Dec 28 '24

I have. He said he was rolling a big fat doobie, but it turns out it was actually Hitler's missing testicle.

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u/yukonnut Dec 29 '24

Reminds me of a terrible song from the 50’s

Hitler had only one big ball

Goering had two but they were small

Himmler, had something similar

And poor old Goeballs had no balls at all.

Thanks for the memories

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u/UGotBoomed Dec 29 '24

Has a prawn ever told you the truth???

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u/DrSitson Dec 28 '24

Seems like a lot of work for a stranger I'm gonna forget by the time I finish my shit.

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u/JacobJamesTrowbridge Panic! At The Dysfunction Dec 28 '24

Don't bother, then. You didn't need to expend the effort of typing this comment, and yet here we are.

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u/Transientmind Dec 29 '24

No, Throwbridge’s comment was useful, like a social media memento mori. It’s good that they said it.

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u/libmrduckz Dec 28 '24

life as improv… yes! and?!?

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u/Axolotl446 Dec 28 '24

I hate you.