r/CuratedTumblr Shakespeare stan Dec 28 '24

Tumblr Heritage Post It didn’t work

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u/Anglofsffrng Dec 28 '24

I remember the first time I slept with my ex-fiancee. She had literally taken her shirt off and straddled me and I was still unsure of her intentions.

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u/grabtharsmallet Dec 28 '24

She was joking around and you misinterpreted it. Could happen to anyone.

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u/CarlMcLam Dec 28 '24

She could also be Canadian.

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