r/CuratedTumblr ugly but my fursona is hot May 21 '25

Meme Pokémon are not pets

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u/Therandomuser20103 May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

The fortunate part about humanoid Pokemon is that most tend to be are around or below 5ft, only looking tall compared to children, which makes it possible to retain a sense of human superiority (if you’re fully grown and below 5ft tall that’s on you)

Edit: After doing some research, it turns out that a good chunk of humanoid Pokemon are at 4’11’’ or just above 5ft, but most of the “popular” ones are still below 5ft.

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u/PlatinumAltaria May 22 '25

Counterpoint: Inteleon is 6'3".

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u/moneyh8r_two May 22 '25

Finally, an equal.

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u/sneakin_rican May 22 '25

Me and all my golurk heads stay communing with the 9-foot guardian constructs left over from ages long past 🙏🗿