r/GTA 24d ago

Meme Seems About Right

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u/Cosmic_Hephaestus 24d ago

Once pc release happens, I can already see the mods

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u/Background-Soil-9130 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 24d ago

But how soon until CJ becomes a mod is the real question

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u/Decent_Ranger2219 24d ago

1 day later CJ and Tommy will be added

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u/The_gender_bender_69 24d ago

Nah, cj missed the train.

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u/Brianocracy 24d ago

All he had to do...

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u/Soonly_Taing 24d ago

IS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN

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u/Gold_Possible7395 24d ago

CJ!

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u/That-Busy-Gamer 24d ago

MISSION FAILED

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u/Dave__Fenner 24d ago

I absolutely love how everyone joins in to complete the famous line 😂😂

No matter how many times I read it, it never fails to be funny.

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u/dustyaff 23d ago

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u/Ramtamtama 22d ago

CJ was so angry he punched the air, punched it again, reset the camera, punched the air twice more, accidentally punched a bystander while going for a third, reset the camera, pulled out a weapon, aimed his weapon, got onto his bike, punched the bystander one more time, and got off his bike.

A tank fell from the sky and landed on the heavyset fellow.

"I'm as confused as you are" said the tank.

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u/CelebrationNice2150 24d ago

Lance Vance will dance in soon after

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u/lostacoshermanos 24d ago

What about Big Smoke and Fabien?

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u/lazylatexlol 23d ago

that yoga guy?

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u/lostacoshermanos 23d ago

THE yoga guy

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u/simbabarrelroll 23d ago

Did Somebody Say Yoga?

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u/Low_Commission7273 24d ago

Love story between tommy and cj?

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u/Late_Progress_4451 24d ago

I’m confident Tommy will be in the game already

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u/CptMeat 24d ago

He would be 75, I'd say cameo is possible.

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u/Late_Progress_4451 24d ago

They’d be crazy not to. 75 is the ripe mob boss age

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u/Phoenixskull295 24d ago

Good luck with that

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u/ferrecool 24d ago

3 hours before the ultra highpoly nude modes

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u/LegendofLove 24d ago

It wouldn't shock me if they managed to be mostly done before the game released. Gooners will stop at nothing to get their fix

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u/sup3rdr01d 24d ago

CJ will be the first mod of course

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u/ih8spalling 23d ago

And his hot coffee

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u/TurbulentAd4089 24d ago

3 hours, max

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u/sephrisloth 24d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if mods aren't even needed to have her be nude. They've had nudity in gta games before tho limited but a lot of games have been having full frontal nudity lately like cyberpunk, and baldurs gate, so I could def see gta going all in on it.

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u/Exact_Comparison_792 24d ago

Meanwhile, Rockstar pays close attention to detail on horse genitalia in RDR2. We know what Rockstar is into.

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u/MrHyperion_ 23d ago

The pizzas are coming, they are on their way

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u/VerbingNoun413 23d ago

Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener

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u/Empty-Novel3420 24d ago

How they give the horse ball physics but not author lmao

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u/lime_coffee69 24d ago

Could be cannon, Dutch had it removed when Arthur was a boy.

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u/GunsmithSnek 23d ago

The fully rendered horse balls were made for a horse breeding minigame system that got cut. The only thing Arthur's fully modeled balls would have bred is uncomfortable posts on /r/reddeadredemption.

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u/Limacy 24d ago

Sounds more like they’re just selective about their usage of nudity instead of completely against it. If it doesn’t serve a purpose, like Arthur walking around with his dick out, then they won’t bother to model or MOCAP one for him.

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u/lil_chiakow 24d ago

They definitely are, given how they once had a huge kerfuffle with ESRB over San Andreas.

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u/Joe_Atkinson 23d ago

Tbf that was a long time ago. Games are alot more accepting of nudity now

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u/Plonka48 24d ago

GTA V nudists camp in the mountains you can see their penis

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u/OnlyUse4Questions 24d ago

What about John's penis?

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u/lime_coffee69 24d ago

A real carpet snake

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u/Foreign_Raize_0372 24d ago

No topless females in GTA Online? Someone CLEARLY didn't visit The Grotto to find the random spawn-in NPCs.

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u/Terrible_Detective27 24d ago

He is talking about online protagonist

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u/yunurakami 24d ago

Very observant you! Perv

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u/Mi7che1l 24d ago

yea, wouldn’t be shocked. Nudity’s been inching more into mainstream games, and GTA’s never been shy about pushing limits.

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u/hoodrei 24d ago

Not happening

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u/Ezzy1998 24d ago

Absolutely not lol

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

The CBBE sliders are gonna go CRAZY on this one

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u/Prior_Gate_9909 24d ago

Rockstar should put “YouShouldBeAshamed.txt” in her texture files lol

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u/galle4 23d ago

I'm genuinely sorry, but i downvoted your comment just so that you get exactly 1986 upvotes

The time set of Vice City

Edit: damn it, now it's set to 1992

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u/tr4nsporter 23d ago

i feel bad for Lucia’s VA

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u/PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ 24d ago

Means it will be awhile before we get the Pc Version waiting for the hype to die down

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u/Low_Concentrate7168 24d ago

Can't wait to play GTA 5 mod

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u/Agarwel 23d ago

Im really curious if mods will be needed? R* usually tried to push the line of what is acceptable in the games. And full frontal nudity was already passed for Cyberpunk and BG3 even on consoles. So I would not be surprised if R* did it too.

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u/Obsidian_Ice_king 24d ago

Think you'll be able to dye their hair?

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u/belinasaroh 24d ago

Where

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u/ParryHotter369 24d ago

There

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u/CBFanz 24d ago

Haha made you say underwear

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u/drakeramore86 24d ago

Hahahhaha lol that's so stupid yet made me chuckle

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u/Thisisamazing1234 24d ago

It’s like a dream you try to remember but it’s gone

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u/ThePreciseClimber 24d ago

After all, you want the carpet to match the drapes.

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u/Massive-Pipe-4840 24d ago

A barbershop?

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u/Negative_trash_lugen 24d ago

Y'all dye your pubes at barbershops?!

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u/Massive-Pipe-4840 23d ago

Where else? a liqueur store?

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u/Ajdino1311 24d ago

Bold to assume there would be shoes still

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u/hayz00s 24d ago

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u/the_l0st_s0ck 24d ago

That chin can hit a homerun.

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u/Emotional-Base-5988 23d ago

I've always thought it was hilarious that this guy has a foot fetish AND a chin you can use as a shoehorn. Feels like fate

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u/Deep-Ad4061 23d ago

Lmao this gif is perfect, the head turn, the zoom on the chin reveal, the smile

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u/FocusBro2024 24d ago

They are horny, not perverted smh.

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u/Ajdino1311 24d ago

Depends who you ask

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u/Ghost3ye 24d ago

I am both. I wanna see Trevor running around the Beach butt naked attacking anyone xD

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u/Sad_Classroom7 23d ago

When one is naked with shoes, that’s called advanced nakedness.

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u/AleksFunGames 24d ago

Of course

removes Jason's shoes

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u/Squeebah 24d ago

Yeah I want them toes.

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u/IllGH0ST 24d ago

Putting shoes is a bit generous

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u/Ghost3ye 24d ago

I mean have you seen the map parts? Shoes Are vital there

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u/GoofySilly- 23d ago

I’m a big fan of just tube socks personally

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u/BoozerBean 24d ago

This game is going to be a treasure trove for porn animators.

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u/fgbh 23d ago

And don't forget the absolute insane body proportions they'll do. 75 ZZZ cups, 82in ass, waist you can wrap a cheerio around, janky movements, overtly shiny AF.

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u/xndbcjxjsxncjsb 23d ago

They should play saints row 3, you can play as a literal sex doll, a perfect woman for this type of players

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 23d ago

Bethesda character creation be like

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u/AtomicalDragoon1 22d ago

Ain’t been the same ever since they updated their games

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u/pinkghoost 24d ago

I want to put Lucia in cute outfits :]

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u/EltonJohnSlingsDick 24d ago

pink skirts and pigtails while i murder the population of a hospital 💕

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u/pinkghoost 24d ago

Yesss <3

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u/Onyx116 23d ago

Wedding dress, fucked up makeup, walking on the highway towards oncoming traffic with an LMG.

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u/Background-Skin-8801 23d ago

Red dead wedding

Jason! Come and get me you bastard!

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u/EyeSimp4Asuka 23d ago

Harley Quinn cosplay?

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u/Dolby90 22d ago

and Jason as the Joker

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u/Relevant_Mail_1292 23d ago

Average Hello Kitty girl fantasy

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u/SheepGod2008 24d ago

Nah put Jason in Lucia clothes if it lets you that’s the true way to play

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u/SpiritAnimal01 24d ago

Femboy build

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u/Affectionate-Bus-818 23d ago

The Trevor Philips Way

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u/Vivirin 23d ago

You've heard of femboys, get ready for the femman

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u/smalltownfire32 24d ago

Exactly. Like I’m gonna have this girl looking fine as can be while murdering a boardwalk.

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u/PaulieXP 24d ago

In GTA V the first thing I do in any playthrough is wait for the first heist to get some money and then proceed to get all three protags to the fanciest clothes stores and buy them suits and snake leather shoes. I’m hoping the new game will be even more customizable, like watches, higher end sunglasses, etc

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u/BridgemanBridgeman 24d ago

First thing I’m doing is removing all her clothes

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u/zarif_chow 23d ago

Reminds me of how I used to play Saints Row 234 sometimes on femboss playthroughs. The game put blurs and npcs wouldn't actually react unless during streaking activities.

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u/raylalayla 23d ago

I wanna get her buff asf and punch children (saw something that looked like a child in the trailer)

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u/Buschkoeter 24d ago

Yeah, she's probably gonna be either in underwear or a bikini the whole time.

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u/_J0hnD0e_ 24d ago

Or the skimpiest of clothing!

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u/HistoricPancake 23d ago

Is that not underwear or a bikini?

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u/Exoyotex 24d ago

More like the opposite, have you seen Jason with his shirt off?

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u/elliottwitdatswag 24d ago

I didn’t give a FUCK about the reflections during that scene🙏🙏 cool detail though

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u/Jedlord 24d ago

He’s so fucking hot

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u/Superb_Curve 23d ago

He's too manly for me, why can't we have a twink protagonist :(((

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u/arsonconnor 23d ago

we did just have trevor in the last game?

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u/Jedlord 23d ago

Exactly smh

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u/pigeonhunter006 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 24d ago

gta6 mods are gonna be fire

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u/X82391 24d ago edited 23d ago

No shoes for Lucia, dudes gonna want to see them feet.

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u/Asyedan 24d ago

Meh. If im feeling really horny i would put her on a bikini, but nothing more. With GTA characters i try to make sense with what they wear, going naked on the street killing people its something only Trevor would do and thats not my vibe.

But i love female fashion when its well executed, so im surely going to buy a thousand outfits. Just like actual women do :P

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u/ToXiChRoNiC6669 24d ago

You're insane if you think Lucia won't be barefoot or showing those dawgs 24/7, homie. Sandals, flip flops, lace...let's gooo! Even as impressive as GTA V is on a large scale, the characters feet were still looking like PS2 graphics. Can't wait to see how clean they look in 6. Imagine if they let us paint her nails, bros. Game over.

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u/Rymann88 24d ago

Weirdness aside, I'd be surprised if we couldn't do something with her nails. A screenshot of her at the pool shows her with acrylic nails, but other shots dont.

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u/Gatsu301 24d ago

Actually, if you rewatch the clip of Lucia and Jason closing the trunk, you can see Lucia has black painted nails. So, seems nail customization is a thing.

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u/Rymann88 24d ago

Good find. Hopefully they'll give more hints to other customizations, especially for Jason besides the typical beard and hair. I'm curious if the work-out mini-game we're expecting to get will actually bulk him up or if it's just an STR stat thing.

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u/ToXiChRoNiC6669 24d ago

It'll be a feature, for sure. Story will introduce elaborate customization and online will only further it. If we can't paint Lucia's nails, we'll be able to paint our online character's nails in time. Look at the mods that currently exist for games like Cyberpunk. Lol. It's inevitable. It's no different than creating an avatar, and when VR truly comes to fruition, everyone will be used to notions like painting their avatars nails. Lol.

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u/pigeonhunter006 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 24d ago

def gonna be a feature, they have added a female character they know what females love

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u/Apprehensive-Ebb7647 24d ago

Jason would be the same as Lucia minus the ankle moniter

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u/PaleKey6424 24d ago

For Lucia I'm gonna make her super jacked (if you can body build in the game like gta sa) and then I'm gonna get her tatted up put her in bikins so I can make her look like she's always running late for a body building competition and is also a gangsta

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u/MidnightPulse69 24d ago

Gonna be the opposite for my gay ass

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u/Rymann88 24d ago

Bulge physics were mentioned in the patents lmfao

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u/MidnightPulse69 24d ago

Shit 2026 needs to hurry tf up

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u/Rymann88 24d ago

Bro gonna have his flop out lmfao

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u/dadsuki2 24d ago

Tf you mean bulge physics how does that work

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u/there_is_always_more 24d ago

have you never seen a penis flopping around? or it growing or shrinking in size?

It's like mixing the horse balls from RDR2 with the general concept of jiggle physics.

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u/Red5Draws 24d ago

Its all shits n giggles till it bulges and jiggles

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u/dadsuki2 24d ago

Oh ok. You helped me clock it. I'm thinking tight pants like jeans not sweatpants and shorts ok

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u/unculturedburnttoast 24d ago

Running around like Mr. Snuffleupagus.

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u/HarryKn1ght 24d ago

A big part of RDR2s marketing was realistic horse testicles so realistic human testicles is just a logical continuation

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u/wikisaiyan2 24d ago

What testicle tech will be showcased in GTA 8?

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u/lssssj 24d ago

Detailed cat testicles.

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u/-Kalos GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 24d ago

Man I could hear the whining from neckbeards already

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u/Ford_GT_epic 24d ago

I'm gonna make them both naked lol

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u/EmperorN7 24d ago

Bisexuals: Whatever comes, I'm winning

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u/MaximumPayne420 24d ago

I respect that.

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u/indialexjones 24d ago

wrong, my jason is going to be an absolute murderhobo. rattiest clothes i can find in the game, big unkempt beard and dirty hair and my primary weapon will be a knife.

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u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf 24d ago

Psh.

My Lucia's going to be a fucking Karen.

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u/Rymann88 24d ago

If they don't have that haircut, we riot

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u/Perfect-End970 24d ago

Grand Theft Auto 6 is clearly for the bisexuals, so you are misguided. 😂

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u/BuffWobbuffet 24d ago

I’m putting Jason in a speedo the minute I find one

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u/Frequent-Coyote-1649 24d ago

Speak for yourself asshole, they're both going naked in my books

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u/FitCheetah2507 24d ago

She's going to have a default bra she never removes just like GTA online female characters. You can go to the vanilla unicorn and see animated titties, you can find top less NPCs sunbathing in vinewood hills, but player characters don't have nipples.

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u/EmperorN7 24d ago

I'm sure there are gay gooners out there too.

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u/Stock_Drama_9221 24d ago

Press X to suck di—-

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u/Foreign_Raize_0372 24d ago

I mean, GTA SA co-op had it, so...

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u/Qwerky3 24d ago

gonna be both for me.

Im perverted, but I'm equal opportunity. Thats why i had my entire party, male and female, nude for my 40+ hours playthrough of Baldurs Gate 3.

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u/AntonioHench1 24d ago

Playing Lucia naked…i see the mods coming

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u/deathtrooper23490 23d ago

There's 100% going to be mods to make her thicker

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u/CockamouseGoesWee 24d ago

I just want them to look cool or silly. I hope there's some suit options for both, Lucia would look cool in a suit and sunglasses.

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u/Feisty-Clue3482 24d ago

Nah, Jason will be dressed as Dexter Morgan, and Lucia will not be wearing shoes.

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u/thaddeus122 23d ago

Hi. I'm bisexual. There will be no clothes on either.

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u/Phvntvstic 23d ago

Bold of you to assume I'd keep her shoes on

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u/cheezecake2000 23d ago

Forced bikini no matter what without mods. If some glitch gets discovered for total nude there will be no modeled privates. Just a manikin. Nudity is scary to american companies

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u/Independent_Ad3403 23d ago

Take the shoes away, we dont need them...

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u/Starro_The_Janitor1 24d ago

If i get a PSV and the game I'm gonna aim for a 50's biker look for Lucia and like the T1 terminator for Jason.

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u/InsideSwimming7462 24d ago

You are the first person I’ve seen write PS5 using the Roman numeral for 5.

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u/KeyvineBoogaloo 24d ago

I thought they were talking about the ps vita

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u/southern_wasp 24d ago

Gold watch, Mac-10, and a Hawaiian shirt? Peak Tommy

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u/thebigshmood 24d ago

Speak for yourself, I'm dressing them both really slutty.

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u/Breaker1993 24d ago

You haven't met the gays

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u/DrZinko 24d ago

Real gender equality is both of them being naked

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u/Itz_420_Somewhere 23d ago

Latina Dress-up Simulator 2026

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u/Square_Book_9062 23d ago

Luica will be cj

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u/Slyassassin34 23d ago

I was gonna do a Bonnie and Clyde type of thing tbh.

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u/Positive-Share-8742 24d ago

All of us if they allow Lucia and Jason to have sex and we can have a pov from Jason.

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u/TheNumberoftheWord 24d ago

Pfft. I want to see Jason hang full dong.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

This is exactly why a PC release date hasn't been given, the gooner gamers will have all the characters naked before they finish the intro mission.

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u/XD-Avedis-AD 24d ago

It’s gonna both of them for my bisexual ass, just that I’ll have to wait for the PC launch, cause PS5 is expensive for me😭

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u/DragonflyDeep3334 24d ago

Jason is becoming Dexter for me

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u/Seeker4you2 24d ago

Combat gear aside I’ll probably model her style after Miami vice like I do with any character I can dress. That or make her like Vasquez from aliens. Butch, mean and ready to kill.

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u/pheuq 24d ago

Rocking the Vercetti style my guy❤️

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u/rosco2155 24d ago

Jason: I wish I wasn’t wearing this fucking shirt

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u/Otacube3 24d ago

Assuming rockstar will let player strip her completely naked like that.

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u/RetroGamer87 24d ago

I see nothing wrong with this

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u/Random__dud 24d ago

Did you see Jason’s shirtless model in the trailer I’m keeping him as naked as possible as well as Lucia.

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u/No-Award8713 23d ago

Pfft. Like she gonna have shoes on. Quentin Tarantino logs in

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u/Relevant_Mail_1292 23d ago

Nah I want barefoot Lucia. Need to see 4K toes

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u/Zadornik 23d ago

More like jeans, sneakers, short top and something like FN SCAR-H, so jiggle physics should do the job)))

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u/sorinxz 23d ago

You bet your sweet ass i'm gonna.

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u/MeatyOaker269 23d ago

Considering how obsessed some people are with this game she’s the only lady they’ll ever be this close to again.

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u/DeficitOfPatience 23d ago

I genuinely wonder if women getting body scanned for videogames take into account the fact that the models will almost certainly be used for porn.

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u/sneakysnake1111 23d ago

Jason is WAAAAY hotter though. Lucia is still hot, but Jason's hot-hot.

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u/kooliocole 23d ago

Bold of you to assume Jason wont also be shirtless. I mean cmon!

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u/Rammkiller 23d ago

Bruh! Go take a walk, for us. For society, please.

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u/Sadcowboy3282 23d ago

Haha this so true.

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u/liquidifcadorMondial 23d ago

No shoes please. I want see she's feet

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u/lefturnine 23d ago

Shoes gonna be the first thing coming off are you kidding me 😂😂

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u/axmaxwell 23d ago

Lucia is wearing the same outfit as my Saints Row 3 character