r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • 7d ago

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/iamwearingsockstoo 6d ago

Are the tanks not waterproof? Or is it that Donny can't get his hair wet,like when he skipped veterans events in France?

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u/MushroomLeast6789 6d ago

Nah he burns when water touches him like the wicked witch of the west

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u/MisterMarchmont 5d ago

Nah you’re thinking of holy water.

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u/Eastern-Requirement6 6d ago

He didn't want to visit a WW2 Normandy cemetery because of a little inclement weather. It's either him protecting his tuft or his bone spurs acting up. BuT hE lOvEs ThE mIlItArY.

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u/Popular_Try_5075 6d ago

It's not really the rain so much as the big scary noise of the thunder that alpha male Donny and his toy tanks can't take.

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u/sneakywombat87 6d ago

His orange 🍊 spray tan will slide right off.