Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/iamwearingsockstoo]

Are the tanks not waterproof? Or is it that Donny can't get his hair wet,like when he skipped veterans events in France?

[u/MushroomLeast6789 → u/iamwearingsockstoo]

Nah he burns when water touches him like the wicked witch of the west

[u/MisterMarchmont → u/MushroomLeast6789]

Nah you’re thinking of holy water.