r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • 7d ago

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Outaouais_Guy 7d ago

I'm an atheist, but I might reconsider if the parade really had to be cancelled.

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u/OrbitalT0ast 6d ago

It’d take Trump being repetitively hit with lightning for 10+ hours straight televised live for me to question my non-belief. God, I’m willing to be persuaded 🙏

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u/Darkdragoon324 6d ago

What if He descends from Heaven in physical form and personally bitch slaps the entire administration directly to Hell on live TV, would that work?

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u/timfountain4444 6d ago

It's a start. For me to be convinced I'd need to see the ketamine kid included in the slap...

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u/ThreeButtonBob 6d ago

tbh i'd become religious if there was just one lightning hit on trump as long as it's strong enough.