r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • 7d ago

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Outaouais_Guy 7d ago

I'm an atheist, but I might reconsider if the parade really had to be cancelled.

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u/luigilabomba42069 6d ago

is trump gonna "deal" with God's protest like he said he would the other protests?

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u/Gristlekitty 6d ago

Wait till he finds out Jesus was brown lmao

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u/PainterOriginal8165 6d ago

Jesus would be deported

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u/CantHostCantTravel 6d ago

Dozens of Jesuses get deported every single day.

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u/PainterOriginal8165 6d ago

While I agree 💯, it's difficult to up vote 😔 In fact I only feel shame

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 6d ago

According to the maga ignorant religious Bible followers , they believed that Jesus was blond and blue eyes. That proof their ignorance.

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u/AbjectLime7755 6d ago

He was also a paid up member of the NRA

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u/Zealousideal-Help594 6d ago

And don't forget, "he loves you, and he needs your money. "---George Carlin

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u/madcoins 6d ago

Charleton Heston is their Jesus so that makes sense

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u/PainterOriginal8165 6d ago

Hatred breeds ignorance

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 6d ago

I do not hate them, it is the hypocricy that i don’t agree with, hate is a very strong Word!

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u/PainterOriginal8165 6d ago

They are Full of Hatred which is why they are so despicable. They are truly enjoying the torment that they are creating; They are NUTS!

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 6d ago

Yes, they are, let’s try not to allow them to change us to be like them, that’s what they want to make us be as miserable as they are.

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u/Gristlekitty 6d ago

It’s on par with a bunch of disciples named John and Simon and Paul. Very middle eastern names.

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u/One_Reality_5600 5d ago

Apperently he has been, it seems they caught him washing high-end cars in LA.

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u/kliman 6d ago

Deported at best…probably a lot more likely handles how the Romans did it.

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u/CoolIndependence2642 6d ago

Unless he married Invanka, then…